Craving Tacos? Duolingo Not Downloading Fast Enough? How to Order at Taco Bell in Deutschland
So, you're in Deutschland (that's Germany for all you non-wort wizards). You're fluent in "danke" and "bitte schön," you can probably order a beer without batting an eyelid, but a sudden, existential craving for a Crunchwrap Supreme has hit you harder than a polka band at Oktoberfest. Fear not, fellow traveler, for this guide will have you saying "Taco Bell" (well, almost) in no time!
Because Let's Be Honest, "Taco Bell" Doesn't Exactly Blend In
There's a reason lederhosen don't come with a drive-thru window. Taco Bell isn't exactly a German staple, with a grand total of, well, not that many locations. But fear not, adventurer! Here are your options:
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Embrace the Denglish: This glorious portmanteau of "Deutsch" and "Englisch" allows you to confidently bellow "ICH WILL EIN TACOOOOO!" Just be prepared for some raised eyebrows (and maybe a helpful local offering you a sausage).
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Get Specific: Craving a Doritos Locos Taco? Ask for a "Tortilla gefüllt mit Hackfleisch, Käse und Doritos." (Don't worry, they won't judge your pronunciation... much.)
But Officer, There Is a Taco Bell Nearby!
Congratulations! You, my friend, have stumbled upon a culinary oasis. Now, how to avoid the awkward pointing and grunting? Here's your cheat sheet:
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"Schnellrestaurant Taco Bell" (Fast Food Restaurant Taco Bell): This may not be the sexiest phrase, but it gets the job done.
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"Ich hätte gerne..." (I would like...) + Insert item from menu (in English, they'll understand). Trust us, even with your questionable German, the allure of a XXL Crispy Chicken Menü will translate perfectly.
Bonus Tip: Learn "Einen Moment, bitte" (One moment, please). Because deciphering that glorious menu with all its glorious German descriptions (Hackfleisch anyone?) might take a moment.
Und Prost! (That's cheers!) Now go forth and conquer your Taco Bell cravings, German-style!
