From Nerd to Kingpin: How to (Not Really) Sell Drugs Online Fast (According to Netflix)
Ever dream of ditching those teenage insecurities and becoming a millionaire? Well, move over lemonade stands, because Moritz from Netflix's "How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)" has a slightly more illegal business plan for you.
But before you raid your grandma's medicine cabinet, this show is a hilarious cautionary tale, not a guide. We're following Moritz, a lovesick teen who cooks up a wacky scheme to impress his ex-girlfriend. Here's how it goes down (with a healthy dose of absurdity, of course).
Ingredients for Disaster (or Internet Drug Empire, Depending on How You Look At It):
- 1 Socially Awkward Teenager (Moritz): Our protagonist isn't exactly the smoothest operator. Think pocket protectors and a crippling fear of rejection.
- 1 Best Friend with Questionable Morals (Lenny): Enter Lenny, the "ride or die" bestie who may (or may not) be more excited about the money than moral high ground.
- A Dash of Coding Skills: Because apparently, all you need to become a Dark Web drug lord is some basic coding knowledge. Easy, right?
From Ecstasy to...Existential Crisis?
Moritz's plan? Sell ecstasy online from his bedroom. What could possibly go wrong? Well, for starters, the business explodes in popularity. Their website, "MyDrugs", becomes a massive success, turning our amateur entrepreneurs into accidental kingpins.
But is all that cash worth the chaos? Absolutely not. The show is a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, close calls with the law (think hilarious police chases!), and a growing sense of dread as Moritz realizes he's in way over his head.
Life Lessons (the Legal Kind):
Here's the gist: don't sell drugs online. Like, ever. "How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)" is a dark comedy that will have you laughing out loud, but it also throws shade on the allure of easy money and the dangers of the illegal drug trade.
So, what are you waiting for? Buckle up and binge-watch this show. It's the perfect reminder that sometimes, the most epic journeys start with the most ridiculous ideas (and maybe a slightly unhinged best friend). Just remember, keep your drug dealing fantasies confined to Netflix, okay?
