You Want to Chat? A Hilariously Useful Guide to Fortnite Voice Chat
So you've dropped onto the Fortnite island, ready to floss on some n00bs and claim that Victory Royale. But hold on there, Rambo wannabe! You see those random teammates running around like headless chickens? A well-coordinated squad with crackling banter can be the difference between a glorious dance-off and a quick elimination. That's where Fortnite's voice chat comes in, ready to turn your squad into a symphony of strategy (or, more likely, hilarious trash talk).
But fear not, fellow warrior! This guide will have you barking orders (or begging for mercy) in no time.
Mic Check, 1, 2... Is This Thing On?
First things first, you gotta make sure your microphone is even alive. Here's the play-by-play:
- Head to the Lobby: This is where you wait impatiently to unleash your building skills, but for now, just chill.
- Open Settings: Look for the cogwheel icon, because apparently winning requires some tinkering.
- Audio Tab: Because, you know, voice chat uses... audio? Shocking, right?
- Microphone: Make sure this bad boy is turned on and the volume is adjusted. You don't want to sound like you're whispering from a mile away. Unless you're going for the whole "mysterious hero" vibe. No judgment.
Pro Tip: Test your mic! Talk smack to a wall, sing your favorite karaoke anthem, who cares? Just make sure it works.
Who You Gonna Chat With? The Delicate Art of Choosing Your Audience
Now, it's not all sunshine and roses out there. Not everyone in Fortnite is your BFF. So, you gotta decide who gets the privilege of hearing your dulcet tones (or screeching battle cries). Here are your options:
- Everyone: This opens the floodgates to a cacophony of sounds. You might get helpful teammates, but you might also get a serenade of someone's vacuum cleaner. Consider this option if you enjoy living life on the edge.
- Friends Only: This is a good middle ground. You can chat with your squad and strategize your next move without the random screaming.
- Nobody: Maybe you're a lone wolf, or maybe you just prefer the soothing sounds of gunfire. This option lets you enjoy the peace and quiet (until you get blasted by someone you didn't see coming).
Remember: You can always change this setting mid-game! So if your "friends" turn out to be more annoying than a flock of squawking crows, you can mute them with the click of a button.
Push to Talk or Open Mic? The Eternal Struggle
Here's where things get interesting. Do you want to be that guy with an open mic, accidentally broadcasting your mom yelling in the background? Or do you prefer to strategically unleash your voice with a push-to-talk button?
- Push to Talk: This is the more strategic option. You have complete control over when your voice is broadcasted. Perfect for those clutch moments when you need to call out enemy positions.
- Open Mic: This is the option for the flamboyant or the forgetful. You'll be constantly chatting, strategizing, or (more likely) humming along to the soundtrack. Just be prepared for your teammates to mute you if you get a little too enthusiastic.
The Final Word (Except for All the Talking You're About to Do)
There you have it, folks! With these tips, you'll be a voice chat pro in no time. Now get out there, squad up, and dominate that island! Remember, communication is key, but so is a good sense of humor (especially when things go south). Now get out there and those Victory Royales! Just maybe lay off the airhorn victory celebration, your teammates will thank you.
