So You Want to Shower Your Man With Love? A Hilarious (But Useful) Guide
Let's face it, fellas are pretty awesome. They make us laugh, open stubborn jars, and (usually) have a decent tolerance for our Netflix binges. But, like all amazing creatures, they need to be shown we appreciate them. Here's how to avoid the "honey, what's wrong?" conversation and become a certified love guru (or at least earn a gold star for effort).
The Five Love Languages for Dudes (Who May Secretly Be Dogs)
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Words of Affirmation (Aka Lavishing Him With Praise)
This doesn't mean turning into a cheesy Hallmark card. Tell him you think his new haircut isn't a disaster (even if it kind of is). Bold and underline the positive: "That shirt looks fantastic on those muscles you mysteriously acquired overnight!" -
Acts of Service (Aka Becoming His Wonder Woman)
Did someone say laundry? Dishes? We all know the struggle is real. Do a chore he hates (without being asked) and witness a look of pure adoration that would melt glaciers. Pro-tip: learning to parallel park is an act of service most men will never forget (and secretly appreciate more than a fancy dinner). -
Quality Time (Because Guys Like Hanging Out Too)
Sure, pedicures and gossip sessions might not be his thing. But putting down your phone and actually listening to him about his day (even if it involves car parts) shows you care. Bonus points for venturing into his world: try a video game he loves (be prepared for mild frustration and a bruised ego). -
Physical Touch (Cuddles Are Universal)
A hug, a high five, a back rub – physical touch is a powerful way to connect. Avoid clinging like a koala unless he specifically requests it. Let your cuddles be warm and welcome, not suffocating and desperate. -
Gifts (It's the Thought That Counts, But Also the Bacon)
Gifts don't have to be expensive. A funny card, his favorite candy bar, or tickets to a concert he's been wanting to see all show you were thinking of him. Word to the wise: socks and ties are a love language for grandmas, not girlfriends. Unless said socks involve bacon. Bacon is always a win.
Remember: Every man is different (shocking, I know). Pay attention to what makes your guy tick. Does he light up when you bring him coffee in bed? Does he appreciate a well-timed compliment on his biceps? Tailor your love strategy to his unique needs and you'll have him putty in your hands (or should we say, whipped cream on your metaphorical sundae?).
Now go forth and spread the love! Just remember, a little humor and genuine effort go a long way. And who knows, you might even get him to help fold the laundry next time.
