You Unsubscribed? Now You Miss Them? How to Become a Re-Subscriber with Dignity (and Maybe a Discount)
Ah, the sweet, sweet siren song of the "unsubscribe" button. We've all been there, frantically clicking it in a fit of "ENOUGH shoe sales notifications!!" But then, a funny thing happens. Silence. Your inbox becomes a ghost town, devoid of the excitement (or annoyance) of those daily deals or witty blog posts. Fear not, fellow click-happy friend, for there's a way back from the unsubscribe abyss!
Step 1: The Humble Apology (Optional, But Hilarious)
Let's be honest, unsubscribing in a fit of pique is a bit like breaking up with your internet crush. Now you miss their funny memes and cat videos. So, why not craft a tongue-in-cheek email to the company you so rudely abandoned? Something like:
Subject: Mea Culpa! I Miss You (and Your Discount Codes)
Dear [Company Name],
I'm writing to you with a heavy heart (and an empty shopping cart). In a moment of weakness, I clicked that dreaded "unsubscribe" button. But let me tell you, the grass is not greener on the other side. My inbox is a barren wasteland, devoid of your [hilarious content/tempting deals/adorable animal pictures] (circle all that apply).
Please, forgive my transgression and allow me to rejoin the ranks of your devoted subscribers. As a token of my remorse, perhaps you could send a discount code my way?
Warning: This approach may not work for every company, but it's sure to get a chuckle and might just land you a sweet deal.
Step 2: The Stealthy Resubscribe
Maybe public apologies aren't your thing. No worries! Here's the ninja method:
- Head to the Company Website: Most companies will have a clear "subscribe" section on their website. Find it, fill it out, and boom, you're back in the loop.
- Search for a "Manage Preferences" Link: Often buried in the footer of an email you might still have lurking in your inbox is a link like "Manage Preferences." Click this bad boy and adjust your settings to receive the emails you actually want.
Pro Tip: If you can't find the "subscribe" section or the "Manage Preferences" link, try a quick Google search. "[Company Name] subscribe to newsletter" should do the trick.
Step 3: Embrace the Power of Folders
Okay, so you're back in the email game. But what if you're worried about being bombarded again? Don't fret, grasshopper! Most email providers allow you to create folders. Here's the magic:
- Create Folders for Specific Senders: This way, all those emails from your favorite stores or blogs go straight to a designated folder, keeping your inbox nice and tidy.
- Schedule "Unsubscribe Reviews": Set a calendar reminder to check your folders every month or so. See anything that's become more nuisance than news? Unsubscribe with a clear conscience!
By following these simple steps, you can become a master of the email dance. Remember, unsubscribing is okay! But sometimes, a little reconciliation (or a sneaky resubscribe) is all it takes to find your inbox soulmate once again. Happy subscribing!
