So you Downloaded a Dud? Uninstalling Apps in MacOS High Sierra: A Hilarious Odyssey (Mostly)
Let's face it, we've all been there. You download an app with the enthusiasm of a puppy chasing a tennis ball, only to discover it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot. But fear not, valiant Mac user! Today, we embark on a thrilling quest (okay, maybe a slightly less dramatic walk in the park) to learn how to uninstall those pesky programs in glorious MacOS High Sierra.
Method 1: Launchpad - The App Thanos
Ah, Launchpad. Home to a vibrant ecosystem of apps, some destined for greatness, others...well, let's just say their "greatness" peaked at the app store screenshot. To banish a digital denizen from Launchpad, follow these steps:
- Summon the Launchpad: Just dock your cursor over that rocket ship icon and... poof a grid of apps appears! It's like a digital fireworks display, minus the potential for setting your curtains on fire.
- Locate the Loathsome App: Let your eyes do their reconnaissance mission. Is the icon reminiscent of a bad acid trip? Bingo!
- Get Jiggy With It: Hold down the Option key (because who wants boring, vanilla clicks, right?) or simply click and hold the app icon. Suddenly, your once-static icons start to jiggle! Warning: This may cause nearby cats to become inexplicably intrigued.
- Click the Tiny X: A small "X" appears in the corner of the offending app. Click it with the righteous fury of a dissatisfied customer returning a broken toaster.
- Confirm with Confidence: A pop-up window may ask you to confirm your decision. Don't waffle like an indecisive breakfast chef. Click "Delete" and be done with it!
Congratulations! You've successfully used Launchpad to achieve app-ocalypse (well, at least for that one program).
Method 2: Finder - The Marie Kondo of Mac Apps
For apps that don't grace Launchpad with their presence, we turn to the ever-reliable Finder.
- Open the Gates of Finder: Click the little Finder icon in your dock. Bonus points: If you haven't customized your dock, it looks like a happy little magnifying glass.
- Navigate to Applications: In the sidebar on the left, find the aptly named "Applications" folder. This is where most apps reside, like good little digital citizens.
- Drag 'Em to the Trash! Find the app you want to toss. With the precision of a brain surgeon (okay, maybe a little less delicate), drag the app icon to the Trash can on your dock. Dramatic Whisper: Remember, this is a one-way trip to the digital landfill.
- Empty the Trash (with Caution): Don't be a trash hoarder! Right-click on the Trash icon and select "Empty Trash." But before you do, double-check that you haven't accidentally chucked something valuable!
Hurrah! You've successfully used Finder to give an unwanted app the boot.
Remember: While these methods are fairly straightforward, some sneaky apps may leave behind leftover files. If you're a digital clean freak, there are third-party apps that can help you achieve a more thorough uninstall. But for most users, these two methods should do the trick!
So there you have it, folks! With a little know-how, you can reclaim your Mac from the clutches of app clutter. Now go forth and conquer the digital world, one uninstalled dud at a time!
