So You Want to Be Mary Poppins Droppin' In On Your Enemies? How to Unlock the Balloon Augment in Fortnite
Ah, the humble balloon. A childhood symbol of birthday parties and rogue squirrels with dreams of flight. But in Fortnite? It's a tactical marvel, a way to rain down death (or victory dances) from above. But how, you ask, do you unlock this delightful device of levitation-induced domination? Well, fret no more, aspiring airborne assassins, for I, your friendly neighborhood guide (and master of dad jokes), am here to show you the ropes...or should I say the strings?
Don't Burst My Bubble: It's All About Time (and Maybe a Little Luck)
Unlike some of those fancy gun skins that require battling a dragon and sacrificing your firstborn (looking at you, Leviathan!), the Balloon Augment is a bit more...relaxed. You won't need a degree in astrophysics or a personal dance with the storm to get your hands on it. Here's the deal:
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Play the Game: This might come as a shock, but the more Fortnite you play, the more Augments you'll unlock. Each time you get that sweet "Reality Augments Ready!" notification, there's a chance you'll see a brand new one waiting to be chosen. Think of it like a loot box, but way less loot box-y and way more balloon-y.
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The Glimmer of Gold (or Not): You might notice a shiny gold badge under an Augment's picture. That, my friend, means it's a newbie! Snag that one, and it'll be permanently added to your collection. Just don't be that guy who hoards all the balloons like a birthday party Scrooge. Share the love (and the airtime)!
Pro Tip: While playing more is key, there's no guarantee you'll get the Balloon Augment right away. Don't turn into a grumpy grandpa yelling at clouds (or the sky) if it doesn't appear instantly. Just keep on playing, and those balloons will be yours for the taking...eventually.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Nobody Likes a One-Trick Pony)
Now, you might be thinking, "Balloons are cool, but what if I want to, you know, actually win the game?" Well, my friend, you're in luck. Here are some additional tips to become a true master of the skies:
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Pair it Up: The Balloon Augment is fantastic on its own, but it gets even better when combined with other Augments. Imagine raining fire from above with a Boom Bow and the Chug Cannon at the ready. Now that's a recipe for victory (and maybe a few rage quits from your opponents).
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Don't Be a Sitting Duck (or Balloon): Remember, you're a big, beautiful target up there. Use the balloons for quick escapes or surprise attacks, not for sightseeing. Stay frosty and keep moving!
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Embrace the Derp: Sometimes, the best use of balloons is pure, unadulterated fun. Imagine a squad of balloon-adorned players just bouncing around the map, raining down confetti and laughter. Who knows, you might just win by pure joy radiating off your squad.
So there you have it, folks! With a little patience, some playtime, and maybe a dash of good humor, you'll be soaring through the Fortnite skies in no time. Now get out there, and remember: the only limit is the sky (and maybe your building skills, but that's a story for another day).
