Hold Your Horses, Gridiron Guru: Upgrading Your NFL Game Pass Ain't So Hard (Unless You Clicked on a Rick Roll)
So, you're here because you, like me, crave the sweet nectar of every NFL game, blackout restrictions be darned. You probably mumbled some variation of "dang it, gotta upgrade that Game Pass thing." Well, fret no more, fellow football fanatic! Upgrading your NFL Game Pass is easier than a wide-open receiver outrunning a grandma with a walker (although, respect to the grandmas out there keeping it active).
Now, before we get down to the nitty-gritty, let's address the elephant in the room. No, it's not Tom Brady unretiring for the 8th time (although, knowing him...). NFL Game Pass actually doesn't exist anymore. Dramatic gasp I know, I know. But fear not, because it's morphed into something even better: NFL Game Pass on DAZN! Think of it as your caterpillar transforming into a beautiful butterfly... that throws touchdowns.
Here's the Lowdown on Upgrading (Because Adulting Shouldn't Be a Fumble)
Scenario 1: You're a Seasoned Game Pass OG
High five for being on the NFL viewing cutting edge! Upgrading is a breeze. Here's what you gotta do:
- Head over to the magical land of DAZN (don't worry, it's not filled with Oompa Loompas forcing you to watch juice commercials).
- Sign in with your old Game Pass credentials. They probably won't ask you to solve a captcha involving pictures of Bill Belichick smiling (because, let's be honest, that doesn't exist).
- Boom! You're upgraded. Now you get all the NFL goodness you craved, plus a bunch of other cool sports stuff on DAZN. It's like a buffet for your eyeballs, with all the fixings.
Scenario 2: You're a Game Pass Newbie (Welcome to the Party!)
No worries, rookie! Here's your path to becoming a viewing champion:
- Visit the mystical realm of DAZN once more.
- Click on that glorious "subscribe" button. It'll be like hitting the game-winning field goal (without the pressure, because you're chilling on your couch).
- Choose your package. They have options for the casual fan or the ultimate die-hard (like yours truly).
- Sign up and create your account. This is easier than remembering all of Peyton Manning's commercials (bless his comedic heart).
- Congratulations, you're upgraded! Now you can geek out over every interception, touchdown, and questionable officiating call.
Pro Tip: Don't Be a Couch Potato, Be a Couch Strategist
Upgrading is just the first step. To truly take your viewing experience to the next level, consider these golden nuggets:
- Invest in a comfy jersey. Represent your favorite team with pride, even if it means explaining to your significant other why you look like a giant highlighter.
- Stock the fridge with appropriate snacks. We're talking chips, dip, maybe even some questionable hot dog combinations. Nobody judges here.
- Rally your fellow football fanatics. Watching with friends makes everything more fun, especially if they bring more snacks (just sayin').
There you have it, folks! Upgrading your NFL experience is a cakewalk (as long as the cake isn't being fumbled by your clumsy roommate). Now get out there, devour some delicious game-day food, and enjoy the beautiful game (or at least the questionable officiating calls, because let's be real, that's half the fun).
