Craving CBS in California? Your Guide to DIRECTV Domination (with a Dash of Humor)
Ah, California. The land of sunshine, surfboards, and... a burning desire to catch the latest episode of NCIS: Los Angeles (hey, no judgement!). But fret not, fellow Californian couch potato, because this guide will turn you into a DIRECTV samurai, ready to conquer the CBS frontier.
Finding Your CBS Channel: The Great DIRECTV Safari
First things first, you need to know your local CBS affiliate channel. Think of it like your TV spirit animal. DIRECTV doesn't have a one-size-fits-all channel number for CBS because, well, California's a big state. But fear not, intrepid explorer! Here's how to hunt down your CBS channel:
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Channel Check 1: The Old-Fashioned Flip Flop: Grab your remote (and maybe a margarita, it's California after all) and flip through the channels. Keep an eye out for familiar CBS shows like Survivor or the gloriously dramatic moments of Big Brother. When you spot your show, voila! You've found your channel.
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Channel Check 2: The DIRECTV Website Whisperer: For those who prefer digital thrills, head to the mystical DIRECTV website (https://www.directv.com/). Type in your zip code and explore the "Channel Lineup" section. There you'll find your local CBS affiliate nestled amongst all the other channels, waiting to be discovered.
Pro Tip: Bookmark this webpage, my friend. It's like a treasure map leading you to CBS glory every time.
Channel Locked Out? Don't Panic!
Uh oh, you flipped through every channel like a dolphin at SeaWorld and still no CBS? Here's what might be happening:
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Package Predicament: Some DIRECTV packages don't include local channels. Check your package details (don't worry, it's not rocket science) to see if CBS is included. Upgrading your package might be necessary, but hey, more channels means more viewing options!
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The Rerun Abyss: Maybe you stumbled upon a cruel rerun reality. Double-check the channel guide to see if there's actually a new episode airing. Nobody wants to be stuck in reruns of CSI: Miami (shudders).
Bonus Round: Streaming the CBS Dream
Feeling fancy and want to ditch the remote altogether? Consider CBS All Access (soon to be Paramount+). It's a streaming service with all your favorite CBS shows, but be aware, a separate subscription might be required.
There you have it, Californians! With this guide, you're now a CBS on DIRECTV champion. Now, go forth and conquer that TV! Remember, knowledge is power, and the power to watch NCIS: Los Angeles whenever you want...well, that's pretty darn powerful.
