You Wanna See Some Shiny Trophies? How to Watch the MLB Awards (and Not Look Like a Baseball Newbie)
Let's face it, folks, the regular season is a marathon. But fear not, fellow baseball enthusiasts, because award season is here – a glorious time to celebrate the best and brightest (and occasionally most head-scratching) of Major League Baseball!
But here's the thing: you wouldn't show up to a game in flip-flops and a fanny pack, would you? (Although, to be fair, some of those concession stand nachos can be a fashion statement all on their own.) So, before you settle in for a night of dingers, dazzling defense, and dramatic speeches (hopefully not too dramatic – looking at you, Bryce Harper!), here's your guide to watching the MLB Awards like a seasoned pro.
Channel Surfing 101: Where to Catch the Show
First things first: snag yourself a comfy spot and turn on MLB Network. That's the official broadcaster, folks, so you'll get the full red-carpet treatment, acceptance speeches that might make your tear ducts act up, and maybe even a blooper reel or two (because let's be honest, we all love a good baseball blooper).
Bonus points if you can convince a friend or family member to join you. Baseball newbie? No problem! Explain it like this: "Think Oscars, but with way more chewing gum and way less crying acceptance speeches" (hopefully).
Pregame Prep: Brushing Up on Your Baseball Knowledge (Kind Of)
Alright, you don't need to memorize every single batting average, but here's a quick and dirty way to sound like you know what you're talking about:
- The Big Three Awards: Most Valuable Player (MVP), Cy Young Award (best pitcher), and Rookie of the Year are the headliners. Brush up on the top contenders – a quick Google search will do the trick.
- Don't Forget the Hardware: There are a bunch of other awards, like Gold Glove (defense) and Silver Slugger (hitting). Knowing a couple will impress your co-worker who keeps asking why you're glued to the TV on a Tuesday night.
- Fashion Faux Pas: This is the fun part! Let's be honest, some of the award show outfits are...interesting. Prepare your best snarky commentary – just make sure it's all in good fun, folks.
Award Show Bingo: Spice Up Your Viewing Experience
Here's a little something to keep things lively:
- Bingo Square Ideas: "Player forgets to thank his wife," "Awkward acceptance speech moment," "Camera pans to a celebrity you didn't recognize," "Commercial break features a hot dog eating contest."
- Winner Gets Bragging Rights: The first person to get a bingo gets to choose the next baseball game you watch together. Or, you know, eternal glory.
So there you have it! With this guide, you'll be watching the MLB Awards like a champ. Now, sit back, relax, and get ready to celebrate the incredible athletes who make America's pastime so darn entertaining. Just remember, folks, when it comes to the post-show snack selection, ditch the nachos and opt for something a little more sophisticated (or at least, a little less likely to stain the couch). Enjoy the show!
