Svengoolie on Hulu: Your Guide to Spooktacular Saturday Nights (Because Apparently We Can't All Live in Chicago)
Ah, Svengoolie! The crimson-clad king of cheesy horror, the host with the most (terrible jokes), the man who makes watching public domain Bela Lugosi films a national treasure. But what if you, dear reader, are tragically bereft of Chicago-based cable and can't catch Svengoolie's magic live? Fear not, for there might be a way to weasel your way into his show... with the help of the mighty Hulu!
But Wait! Can You Really Watch Svengoolie on Hulu?
Hold on to your popcorn boxes, Svengoolie fans. Here's the truth, unveiled with the dramatic flourish Sven himself would employ: No, as of today, Svengoolie isn't available directly on Hulu.
Don't despair! This doesn't mean you're doomed to a Svengoolie-less existence. There are still ways to get your fix of classic horror and side-splitting commentary.
Plan B: Channel Your Inner MacGyver (But with Less Explosions, Hopefully)
Here's where things get interesting. Svengoolie, bless his creepy heart, graces the airwaves of MeTV, a classic television channel. If you have an antenna, you can often pick up MeTV for free. That's right, FREE Svengoolie! Just do a quick channel scan on your TV and see if MeTV graces your local lineup.
But what if you're like me and live in a concrete jungle that blocks all good television signals? Fret not, fellow Svengoolie enthusiast! There are live TV streaming services that carry MeTV, like Philo, Frndly TV, or even Hulu + Live TV (but that's a whole different price point, so check the channels included before you commit).
Warning: Some of these services require a subscription fee, so be sure to channel your inner accountant and weigh the pros (Svengoolie!) against the cons (opening your wallet).
Svengoolie on Hulu: The Dream Lives On (Maybe)
While Svengoolie isn't on Hulu right now, that doesn't mean it can't happen someday. Here's the thing: You, the loyal viewers, have the power! If enough people show interest in Svengoolie on social media, reach out to Hulu, and generally make some noise, who knows? Maybe, just maybe, the dream of Svengoolie on Hulu will become a reality.
So there you have it, Svengoolie fans! With a little ingenuity (and maybe a subscription fee or two), you can still enjoy the spooktacular stylings of Svengoolie. Until then, keep those jokes bad and those movies cheesy!
