Oh Snap! Did You Apply Early Decision on a Whim? How to Gracefully Escape the College Commitment Catastrophe
College applications: a thrilling odyssey of essays, standardized tests, and the nagging fear of accidentally applying to a clown college. But hey, sometimes you get a little overexcited and press submit on an Early Decision application before you've, you know, actually decided. Don't worry, my friend, you're not the first applicant to experience this pre-caffeine application frenzy.
The Art of the Escape: Withdrawing Your Early Decision Application
Fear not, fellow procrastinator! Withdrawing an Early Decision application is totally possible, but there's a bit more finesse required than, say, strategically "losing" your acceptance letter behind the couch. Here's your guide to a smooth withdrawal, with a dash of humor to keep things from getting too stressful:
-
Channel Your Inner Ninja: Act Swiftly Let's face it, the longer you wait, the more the admissions office might be counting chickens (or should we say, future alumni) before they hatch. Imagine their surprise when they discover you've ninja-vanished from their applicant pool! The key is to be bold (but polite) and contact the admissions office ASAP.
-
Crafting the Perfect Escape Note: The Email Edition Gone are the days of carrier pigeons (phew, thank goodness). An email is the quickest and most efficient way to communicate your withdrawal. Here's a template to get you started:
Subject: Withdrawal of Early Decision Application - [Your Name]
Dear [Admissions Office Email Address],
I am writing to formally withdraw my Early Decision application for the [Year] entering class. This was a difficult decision, but after much soul-searching (and maybe a frantic conversation with my parents), I've realized that [insert a vague but believable reason, e.g., "my academic interests have shifted slightly"].
Thank you for considering my application and I wish you all the best in the admissions process.
Sincerely, [Your Name]
Pro Tip: Keep it professional, polite, and brief. No need to write a Dostoevsky-length novel about your college woes.
- The Phone Call Option: For the Socially Adept If you're feeling brave (or just hate writing emails), consider calling the admissions office directly. Just remember to be polite, explain your situation clearly, and get the name of the person you spoke with for your records.
A Word to the Wise: The Aftereffects of Escape
So, you've successfully withdrawn from your Early Decision application. Congratulations! Now, here are a few things to keep in mind:
- Kiss That School Goodbye (Maybe): Some schools have policies that prevent you from applying again during the same admissions cycle. So, if this was your dream school, you might be out of luck...for now.
- Regular Decision? Let's Do This! With your Early Decision shackles broken, you're free to explore the wonderful world of Regular Decision applications. Apply to your heart's content (just maybe with a bit more planning this time)!
Remember, withdrawing from an Early Decision application is a totally normal occurrence. Don't beat yourself up about it. And hey, at least you can now tell the story of the time you almost accidentally became a mascot for a college you'd never even visited. Just remember, when it comes to college applications, a little planning goes a long way in avoiding future escape-artist theatrics.