So you wanna get your theme park thrills on in LA? You've come to the right place, buddy!
Los Angeles isn't all about dodging award show traffic and pretending to be starlets on Rodeo Drive (although, hey, no judgment if that's your jam). This city knows how to throw a down-right epic party, and its theme parks are no exception.
Now, before you pack your fanny pack with questionable snacks and sunscreen that'll stain your swimsuit, let's break down the L.A. amusement park scene like a pro Hollywood insider.
Hold on to your churros: A rollercoaster ride through L.A.'s top parks!
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Universal Studios Hollywood: Where movies come to life (and maybe try to scare the bejeebers out of you)
- This park is basically a giant, high-octane movie set come to life. You can ride the rides inspired by your favorite films (think The World Ends With You, but way more thrilling and with less existential dread).
- Warning: Don't sit in the front row of the Jurassic World ride unless you enjoy an impromptu dino shower. Trust me.
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Disneyland Park: The original house of mouse magic (and questionable turkey legs)
- Look, Disneyland is a classic for a reason. It's the happiest place on earth, and even the most jaded adult can't help but crack a smile wandering down Main Street, U.S.A.
- Pro tip: Download the Genie+ service to skip the lines (because ain't nobody got time for that).
- Double pro tip: Splurge on a Dole Whip. You won't regret it.
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Six Flags Magic Mountain: Not for the faint of heart (or those with a bad case of the spins)
- This park is the Michael Bay of theme parks: all about the BIG, the LOUD, and the ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
- If you're looking to conquer your fear of heights (or at least get a good Instagram story out of it), this is your spot. Just remember, deep breaths are your friend.
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Knott's Berry Farm: Peanuts, rides, and a slice of Wild West history
- Knott's Berry Farm offers a fun mix of classic coasters, shows, and a healthy dose of Snoopy cuteness.
- It's also a great place to learn a little bit about California's history, because who knew berries could be so educational?
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Pacific Park on the Santa Monica Pier: The OG amusement park with a million-dollar view
- This little beachside gem might not have the fanciest rides, but it makes up for it with a classic carnival feel and unbeatable Pacific Ocean vistas.
- Plus, you can win a giant goldfish (because everyone needs a goldfish named Gary in their life, right?).
So there you have it, folks! From movie magic to classic thrills, Los Angeles has an amusement park to fit your every theme park fancy. Just remember to wear comfy shoes, pack that sunscreen (seriously, the sun here is no joke), and most importantly, have a blast!
