You Don't Run a Marathon for the Scenery (Unless That Scenery is Five Boroughs and Bridges)
The New York City Marathon: a grueling test of endurance, a bucket list item for runners across the globe, and a guaranteed way to ensure your legs will vibrate uncontrollably for the next week. But hey, at least you get to see...stuff? Maybe?
While most marathoners are laser-focused on that finish line (and rightfully so), there's a surprising amount of, well, bridge-related sightseeing involved. That's right, folks, this race isn't all hot dog stands and cheering crowds (though there's plenty of that too). So, lace up your virtual sneakers and let's take a whistle-stop tour of the bridges you'll (hopefully) conquer during the NYC Marathon.
The Big Kahuna: Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge
We start with a bang – literally, if you count the celebratory cannon blast that sends runners hurtling out of Staten Island. The Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge is a majestic beast, offering stunning views of the **never-ending ocean(unless you squint and pretend it's the finish line). Just remember, this is where your legs are fresh and your optimism is high, so enjoy the view! Pro tip: Don't trip over anyone taking selfies.
Queensboro Bridge: Buckle Up for Queens (But Mostly Just the Bridge)
After a jaunt through Brooklyn (sorry Brooklyn, we just don't have time for sightseeing today!), you'll be greeted by the Queensboro Bridge. This architectural marvel boasts stunning...well, a view of another bridge. Look, bridges are cool, okay? At least you're over the East River now, which is basically like winning a mini-marathon within the marathon. Just keep reminding yourself of that.
The Willis (I Mean, Queensboro) Bridge: Round Two
Yes, the NYC Marathon route likes to double down on certain bridges. Maybe they have a punch card system for tolls? Either way, this second Queensboro Bridge crossing might seem a little repetitive, but hey, at least you're halfway there! Fun fact: This bridge was once nicknamed the "Black Cat" due to the numerous construction worker deaths during its building. Just something to keep your mind off mile 13. You're welcome.
The Bronx is Calling (and it Might Involve a Bridge)
We're almost there, marathoners! But first, you gotta tackle the Pulaski Bridge. This bridge is a Bronx icon, and while the views might not be Times Square level, it's a significant marker that you've officially conquered all five boroughs. High five yourself (or the person next to you, if you're feeling social)!
Victory Lap? More Like Victory Bridge!
The final stretch of the NYC Marathon takes you over the iconic Manhattan Bridge. By this point, you're probably hallucinating singing angels and chanting pigeons, but trust us, that's the Manhattan Bridge. This beauty offers a glimpse of the finish line in Central Park, a sight that will surely fuel your remaining reserves of energy (or at least the will to keep putting one foot in front of the other).
So there you have it, folks! The bridges of the NYC Marathon: a testament to human engineering and your own incredible feat of athleticism (or at least participation). Now go forth, conquer those bridges, and maybe even take a peek at the scenery if your legs allow it.
