You sunk my battleship... but what class was it? A deep dive (or maybe a shallow skim) into the USS Texas
Ah, the USS Texas. A Texan's pride and joy, a history buff's wet dream, and a giant metal reminder that boats used to be way more badass. But hey, when it comes to trivia night glory, you might be wondering: what class of battleship was this Texas titan?
Hold yer horses (or spurs, if you're feeling fancy): Not all Battleships are created equal
Now, before we set sail on this nautical name-dropping voyage, let's acknowledge a crucial fact: Battleships, bless their metal hulls, weren't all built the same way. Just like you wouldn't show up to a knife fight with a spork (unless you're aiming to be a hilarious anecdote, that is), different battleship classes were designed for different purposes.
So, what kind of brawling beauty was the USS Texas?
Drumroll, please... (cue dramatic music... or maybe just the theme to Gilligan's Island, whatever sets the mood)
The USS Texas was a New York-class battleship. New York class, huh? Sounds fancy. You betcha! These bad boys were among the first to sport those mighty 14-inch guns, making them real heavy hitters on the high seas. Imagine a floating Texas two-step, but instead of boots, it's cannons.
But wait, there's more! The USS Texas holds the esteemed title of being the only remaining dreadnought battleship from World War I. That's right, folks, this ship has seen some serious history, from facing off against (or at least near) U-boats in WWI to serving in the Pacific during the second world war.
So, the next time someone asks you about the USS Texas, you can confidently say:
"That there be a New York-class battleship, a champion among champions, and a true titan of the waves."
Bonus points if you:
- Casually mention it also holds the title of the first battleship to become a museum ship in the US.
- Flex with the knowledge that it's now a Texas state park where you can walk the decks and pretend you're a salty sea dog (or a glamorous flapper, depending on your historical fancy).
