The Neverending Story: Keeping Track of NYC's COVID Du Jour
Ah, New York City. City that never sleeps, city of a million dreams, and apparently, city that just can't seem to shake COVID variants. Just when you think you've memorized the Greek alphabet soup of strains - Delta, Omicron, you name it - a new one pops up faster than a rogue bagel vendor. So, what's the reigning champ in the Big Apple these days? Buckle up, folks, because it gets interesting...
The Current King (or Queen) of the COVID Castle
According to the latest reports, the NYC crown seems to belong to EG.5, a subvariant of the ever-present Omicron. This little bugger is like the sneaky student who always aces the pop quiz - it can slip past some immunity from vaccines or prior infections. Sounds fun, right?
Not So Subtle Signs You Might Have It (Besides the Obvious)
Now, you're probably wondering - should I be worried? Well, that depends. Are you experiencing unusual side effects like an uncontrollable urge to break into show tunes in the middle of the subway? Or maybe an insatiable craving for pastrami on a pretzel roll (hey, no judgement there). If so, EG.5 might be your unwelcome guest.
Seriously Though, Folks...
Look, on a serious note, EG.5 is a reminder that COVID is still around and causing problems. While staying informed is important, don't panic. Get vaccinated, get boosted, and wash those hands like you just shook hands with the entire cast of Hamilton.
And Finally, a Word on the Future
Who knows what wild variant will grace us with its presence next? Maybe "The Pizza Rat Revenge" - a strain that makes you crave greasy slices and disdain tourists. Or perhaps The "I Miss the Before Times" Blues - a variant that brings back the good ol' days of sourdough baking and Tiger King marathons. Hey, a guy can dream.
Stay safe out there, New Yorkers! And remember, laughter is the best medicine (except for actual medicine, of course).
