So You're Stuck in LTC Limbo: A Guide to "Print Pending" Purgatory in Texas
Ah, the Texas LTC application process. A thrilling rollercoaster ride...except it's stuck on the slowest loop-de-loop ever invented. You aced the fingerprinting, survived the class (hopefully without falling asleep next to Larry McSnifflefart), and now you're staring at a status that makes less sense than a one-legged man in a kicking contest: Print Pending.
What in the Yeehaw Heck Does "Print Pending" Mean?
Well, my friend, you've officially entered the purgatory of LTC applications. Print pending basically means your application has passed the big DPS rodeo and is all saddled up...it's just waiting in line for the license printing machine. Think of it like that stack of bills by your bedside table – they're all filled out and ready to go, but they're waiting for that magical moment you decide to face your financial reality (or until Netflix asks you to re-enter your credit card info for the 17th time this month).
How Long Does This Printing Party Last?
The wait time for "print pending" can vary from a relaxing two-step to a full-on country hoedown. Some folks get lucky and see their status change within a few days, while others might be two-stepping for weeks. There's no rhyme or reason to it, and the Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) isn't exactly known for their lightning-fast communication skills. (They might be using a manual typewriter for all we know)
Tips for Surviving Print Pending Purgatory
- Embrace the mystery. Think of it as a time to channel your inner zen master. Breathe deeply, maybe take up macrame.
- Distract yourself. Binge that new show on Netflix, learn how to play the spoons, perfect your air guitar skills. The possibilities are endless!
- Befriend your mail carrier. They'll be the bearer of good news (hopefully), so a little schmoozing might go a long way. Just avoid mentioning Larry McSnifflefart.
- Join the "Texas LTC - Adventures in Bureaucracy" Facebook group. Misery loves company, and you'll find a whole bunch of folks sharing their "print pending" woes (and maybe some success stories too).
Remember: A "print pending" status doesn't mean your application is lost in the Lone Star State abyss. It just means you gotta wait a bit longer to join the exclusive club of licensed carriers. So hang tight, partner. Your official badge of concealed carry coolness is on its way...eventually.