The Great G Callen Wound Woes: A Guide to When That Agent Took a Bullet (and Still Managed to Look Smoldering)
Ah, G Callen. The brooding, brilliant agent with a past as mysterious as a Hollywood script. But even the toughest NCIS: Los Angeles agent isn't immune to a little lead poisoning. So, the burning question is: when exactly does Callen get ventilated (in the dramatic sense, of course)? Buckle up, because we're about to take a bullet-riddled trip down memory lane.
The OG Owies: The Legend of G
This one's a bit of a trick question. Technically, Callen gets his first taste of gunfire in the NCIS: Los Angeles two-part pilot, "Legend" (airing as part of Season 6 of NCIS). It's a heart-stopping cliffhanger, leaving you wondering if Callen will survive the season (spoiler alert: he does, because come on, it's Callen!).
Six Feet Under (or Not Quite): The Big One in Season 6
Fear not, fellow Callen fans! The brave agent makes a full recovery. But that doesn't mean he's out of the woods entirely. Season 6, Episode 23, also titled "Legend Part 2" (because, well, continuity?), sees Callen take another shot, this time during a tense showdown. This one's a doozy, leaving everyone (including viewers) sweating bullets until the next season.
Bonus Round: Because Apparently Callen Has a Bullseye on His Back
Let's be honest, throughout the series, Callen seems to have a talent for attracting gunfire. There are scrapes, close calls, and near misses galore. But for those who crave the full-on "Callen gets shot" experience, stick to the "Legend" episodes.
Important Public Service Announcement
Getting shot is a very serious matter. Please don't try this at home, and if you ever find yourself in a situation where someone's aiming a gun at you, the best course of action is to run like the wind and leave the heroics to the professionals (like Callen, although maybe with slightly better bullet avoidance skills).
In Conclusion: A Salute to the Indestructible G Callen
So there you have it! Now you can impress your friends with your NCIS: Los Angeles trivia, or avoid spoilers if you're just starting the series. Remember, Callen might take a bullet (or two), but he always comes back swinging. Here's to hoping he keeps that brooding good looks and bullet-dodging reflexes intact for seasons to come!
