NYC: City That Never Sleeps, Unless There's a Yankees Game on
Ah, New York City. The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. Well, that last one might be a slight exaggeration, especially if the Yankees lose. But hey, even a metropolis like NYC needs its beauty rest, and last night was no different. Here's a look at what went down while you were catching some Zzzs (or maybe cheering on those pesky Red Sox):
Trump Trial: David Pecker Still Talking (and Talking)
Day three of the former president's trial saw David Pecker, the National Enquirer's big cheese, back on the stand. We're all getting a crash course in supermarket tabloid drama, folks. Breaking News: Turns out there's more to supermarket tabloids than aliens impregnating weathermen (although, that would be a story for the ages).
Subway Saved From Becoming a Real-Life Rumble
Thankfully, a fight on a Brooklyn subway train didn't erupt into a full-on wrestling match (looking at you, WWE). Three supposed masterminds are being sought after a brawl left one person dead and five injured. Here's to hoping they get caught before they turn rush hour commutes into a gladiatorial arena.
Heroic Bystanders Save the Day (and a Little Girl)
Let's end on a high note! Two brave souls in Connecticut (yes, you read that right, not NYC) sprang into action and saved a little girl from darting into traffic. See? Even outside the five boroughs, heroism exists. Now, that's something to celebrate!
Other NYC Shenanigans:
- Weather Report: Expect some scattered showers and temperatures hovering in the upper 60s. So ditch the umbrella and pack a light jacket, unless you're channeling your inner Mary Poppins.
- NYC Half Marathon Prep: Gear up, runners! The race kicks off Sunday morning in Brooklyn. Be prepared for some street closures, but hey, at least you'll get a front-row seat to the city waking up (slowly, with a cappuccino in hand).
That's all for tonight, folks! Remember, in NYC, even a quiet night is an adventure waiting to happen. Just keep your head on a swivel, and maybe avoid any shady characters offering "too good to be true" deals on Statue of Liberty souvenirs.
