Sully! The Rise and Fall (Mostly Fall) of NYC's Most Mysterious Roommate
Ah, Sully. The floppy-haired enigma that graced our screens for a hot minute in American Horror Story: NYC. We all have questions, and frankly, the writers left us with more head-scratchers than a lice outbreak at a summer camp. So, buckle up, grab a metaphorical cup of chamomile tea (because let's face it, this story ain't gonna be sunshine and rainbows), and let's delve into the murky mystery of what the heck happened to Sully.
The Dreamboat Arrives: A Brief Introduction
Sully waltzed into our lives (and Adam's apartment) as a beacon of hope in a season obsessed with despair. A charming, chiseled dude with a smile that could melt glaciers, he seemed like the perfect antidote to the whole "serial killer running rampant" situation. But was he too good to be true? Turns out, that suspicion was more on the nose than a mime at a crowded bus stop.
The Disappearance: Poof! Gone Like a Cheap Illusion
One minute Sully's whipping up smoothies and chatting about his love of interpretive dance, the next – vanished! Like a magician's disappearing act, Sully was gone without a trace. No goodbye note, no dramatic exit a la Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, just... gone. Did Big Daddy snatch him up for daring to have a functioning immune system? Did he finally get tired of Adam's questionable taste in furniture and high-waisted mom jeans? The world may never know.
Theories That Will Make Your Head Spin Faster Than a Teacup Ride at the Fair
The internet, that glorious breeding ground for speculation, went into overdrive with theories about Sully's fate. Here are a few of our favorites (or should we say, least outlandish):
- Theory #1: The Hallucination Hypothesis: Maybe Sully was never real! Just a figment of Adam's loneliness, a manifestation of his desire for normalcy in a world gone batty. Think Tyler Durden in Fight Club, but with less soap and a whole lot more questionable fashion choices.
- Theory #2: The F.B.I. Informant: Sully, the charming rogue, was actually a deep-cover federal agent tasked with bringing down Mr. Whitely's whole vampire-killing operation. This theory, while undeniably cool, suffers from a major flaw – wasn't there, like, zero evidence to support it?
- Theory #3: The AIDS Allegory: This one gets a bit dark, but hear us out. Sully's sudden disappearance could symbolize the way AIDS ravaged the gay community in the 1980s, taking people away with shocking swiftness. A heavy theory, but one that aligns with the season's overall themes.
The Truth (Probably): A Letdown of Epic Proportions
The most likely explanation? The writers just… forgot about him. Harsh, but considering the breakneck pace of the season and the sheer number of characters getting bumped off, it wouldn't be surprising. Sully might have just been a plot device, a blip on the radar of a season more concerned with social commentary and blood splatter.
Sully: A Cautionary Tale (or Maybe Just a Funny One)
So, what can we learn from Sully's unfortunate fate? Well, besides never trusting a roommate with a smile that blinding, it's a reminder that sometimes things don't get wrapped up neatly in a horror story. Sometimes, people just disappear, leaving us with more questions than answers. But hey, at least it gives us something to laugh (or cry) about, right?
P.S. If anyone out there has any concrete info on Sully's whereabouts, please do share. We're itching to put this mystery to bed (or at least get a good night's sleep without having nightmares about disappearing roommates).
