Howdy, Partner! You Want the Lowdown on Texas Hurricanes? Buckle Up!
Texas and hurricanes, a match made in...well, not exactly paradise. These tropical titans love to waltz along our coastline, throw a tantrum, and leave us with a hefty bill for repairs. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right? So, you're curious which hurricane decided to take Texas two-stepping? Well, mosey on in, friend, and let's take a hurricane history tour, Texas style!
The Grande Dame of Texas Storms: Hurricane Harvey (2017)
This gal was a real doozy. A Category 4 packing a wallop, Harvey came ashore in 2017 and proceeded to drown us in a never-ending bathtub party. Houston? More like "Houston, We Have a Problem" (with our plumbing). Harvey broke records for rain, caused epic floods, and left us with a newfound appreciation for high ground. Remember, folks, it's not a real Texas hurricane unless you need a boat to get to the grocery store.
Notorious and Naughty: Other Texas Hurricane Hoopla
Harvey may be the most recent hurricane to steal the spotlight, but she ain't the only one to give Texas a good shellacking. We've tangoed with Ike (2008) who did a number on Galveston, and Allen (1980) who flooded the southern part of the state somethin' fierce. There's also Celia (1970) who surprised everyone by packing a punch way inland. Texas hurricanes: they're like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get!
Hurricane Preparedness: Don't Be a Sitting Duck
Alright, alright, enough with the hurricane hall of fame. Let's talk about being prepared. Because let's face it, when a hurricane blows in, you don't want to be caught with your chaps down (or your boots filled with floodwater). Stock up on supplies, have a plan, and don't be that guy who waits until the last minute to board up the windows with plywood. Your neighbors will thank you (and maybe even share some spare batteries).
The Last Laugh (Because Laughter is the Best Medicine, Even After a Hurricane)
Texas and hurricanes, a crazy love story for sure. But hey, we're Texans! We rebuild, we come back stronger, and we tell some darn good stories about the whole ordeal. Next time a hurricane threatens our turf, we'll just whip up a batch of hurricane punch, put on our cowboy boots, and weather the storm with a smile (and maybe a little bit of apprehension).
