2000 Miles Away From Los Angeles: You Won't Believe What You Might Find (Unless You Google It)
Ever feel like Los Angeles is a bit, well, much of the same? Sunsets, celebrities, and that nagging feeling you forgot to put sunscreen on...been there, done that. But what if I told you there's a whole world, literally, 2,000 miles away from your açai bowl and yoga mat? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to embark on a journey that's more exciting than dodging influencers on Rodeo Drive.
East or West? You Decide (Because the Earth is Round)
Since Los Angeles kind of chills on the west coast of the US, venturing 2,000 miles east lands you smack dab in the middle of...well, the Atlantic Ocean. Not exactly what you pictured for your exotic escape, is it? But fear not, intrepid traveler! The beauty of a spherical Earth (patent pending, nobody tell Australia) is that you can also go west.
Westward Bound: Prepare for Paradise (or Penguins)
Head west from LA and 2,000 miles later, you've got some options, all considerably more interesting than the open ocean. Here's a taste of what awaits:
- Hawaii: Because who wouldn't want to be greeted by Mai Tais and hula dancers after a long flight? Just be sure to brush up on your Aloha!
- French Polynesia: Tahiti anyone? Bora Bora? This ain't your grandpa's Florida Keys, folks. Just remember, French is the official language, so brushing up on "merci beaucoup" might be helpful (unless your goal is to confuse the locals by asking for a cheeseburger in perfect French).
Feeling a little more adventurous?
- The Aleutian Islands: A chain of volcanic islands stretching from Alaska towards Russia. Think dramatic landscapes, wildlife watching (puffins!), and enough remoteness to make you feel like a real explorer (just pack extra batteries for your camera...cell service might be spotty).
- Christmas Island: No, Santa doesn't live here (although it would be pretty cool if he did). This volcanic island in the Indian Ocean is famous for its red crabs - millions of them! Just imagine your Instagram captions practically writing themselves. #crabbybutcute #islandlife
So, there you have it! 2,000 miles from Los Angeles can take you to tropical paradises, volcanic wonderlands, or even a place overrun by crustaceans (in the best way possible). The world is a big, crazy place, and sometimes all it takes is a little nudge (and a plane ticket) to discover something truly amazing. Who knows, maybe you'll even come back with a story that beats that time you saw a Kardashian getting coffee.