Texas Chainsaw Massacre: New Update! Leatherface Gets a Makeover (Not That Kind) , Survivors Still Look Fly
Howdy, partners! Ever feel like chainsaw massacres are a little... lacking in finesse? Well, fret no more, because the fine folks over at Gun Media have been tappin' away at their keyboards (or maybe sharpenin' their chainsaws, who can say?) and unleashed a brand new update for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre game!
Leatherface Lays Off the Buffet (For Now)
Let's face it, folks, Leatherface ain't exactly known for his table manners. Dude's a mess. But fear not, discerning serial killer enthusiasts! This update brings a much-needed bug fix (finally!) that ensures Leatherface will take a tumble after a good ol' fashioned door-slam. No more barreling through like a runaway barbecue!
Say Goodbye to Rubber Banding (Unless You're Actually Wearing Rubber Bands)
Remember that annoying feeling of constantly running in place, like you're stuck in a twisted game of Red Rover with faulty internet? Yeah, us too. Thankfully, the devs have exorcised the rubber banding demon, so you can dodge those chainsaw swings with the grace of a runaway gazelle (or perhaps a particularly spry cow).
Global Warming Hits Texas (Kind Of)
Apparently, the heat is on in McCarney! This update adds long-awaited support for Russian and Brazilian Portuguese. Now you can scream for your momma in a whole new language! (Although, we wouldn't recommend it if Leatherface is hot on your heels.)
Level Up Your Look: All Black Everything
For those of you who've been grinding away like there's no tomorrow (because, well, in this game, there kinda isn't), rejoice! Hitting level 99 now unlocks some slick black-themed cosmetics for everyone's favorite dysfunctional family and unfortunate victims. We're talking black on black on black, the epitome of chainsaw chic.
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your virtual toolbox (or chainsaw, depending on your persuasion), fire up the game, and see what horrors (or stylish outfits) await! Just remember, when in doubt, run like heck (and maybe bring a grappling hook, this ain't a five-star resort).
