California Dreaming...of Mission Makeovers? The Ultimate Guide to the Oldest Mission (Spoiler Alert: It's Not Actually That Old)
Ah, California. Land of sunshine, surfboards, and...Spanish missions? That's right, folks, nestled between the Hollywood hustle and Silicon Valley smarts, you'll find a chain of historic missions that look like they were plucked straight out of a Netflix period drama. But with 21 missions scattered across the state, a question arises that's as important as choosing between In-N-Out or Shake Shack: which one is the OG?
The Frontrunners: A Battle of Almosts
We've got a couple of contenders vying for the title of "California's Oldest Mission." Mission San Diego de Alcalá throws its hat (or should we say, padre's hat?) into the ring. Founded in 1769 by the legendary Father Junípero Serra, this San Diego mission claims the top spot. But hold on to your sombreros, history buffs! There's a twist.
Technically a Twist, Technically Tequila
See, across the border in Baja California (Mexico, for those geographically challenged like yours truly), there's a mission called Misión San Fernando de Velicatá. Founded a whopping two years earlier in 1767, it throws a wrench into our whole "California's Oldest Mission" competition. So, technically, San Diego might not be the absolute oldest, but it holds the crown for California proper.
Let's Settle This Once and for All: Mission Impossible (to Pick a Favorite)
Look, we're not here to start a mission-on-mission brawl. Both San Diego and San Fernando de Velicatá are steeped in history, stunning architecture, and enough intrigue to make a telenovela jealous. The real winner is you! So, grab your sunscreen, pack your sense of adventure, and hit the road (or freeway, because, California) to explore these incredible pieces of history.
Bonus Round: Most Instagrammable Mission?
Okay, this might be a completely non-academic category, but we all know aesthetics are important. That's why we have to give a shoutout to Mission Dolores in San Francisco. Founded in 1776, this mission boasts a bright red facade that'll make your followers think you took a trip to Spain (without the jet lag).
So there you have it, folks! The lowdown on California's oldest (well, almost) missions. Now get out there and explore! Just remember, sharing is caring (and those mission bells make excellent ringtones).
