You, a Marathon in NYC Today? You Must Be Joking... (Unless...)
Ah, New York City! The city that never sleeps... unless you're attempting a marathon today, that is. In which case, you're probably running on fumes (and questionable pre-race snacks) by now.
But hey, if you're reading this and contemplating a last-minute dash through the Big Apple, hold onto your running shoes (metaphorically, because trust me, you'll need them firmly attached).
First things first: Is there actually a marathon happening in NYC today, April 27th, 2024?
Unless you have a time machine, the answer is a resounding nope. The next marathon on the NYC calendar isn't until May 5th, when a bunch of folks will be attempting to conquer the Breakneck Point Trail Runs or the Hudson Valley Marathon.
But that doesn't mean you're out of luck!
The Marathon You Can Do Today (Without Actually Running 26.2 Miles)
Let's face it, lacing up and pounding the pavement for over four hours isn't everyone's cup of tea (or Gatorade). So, here's your guide to a marathon-themed NYC adventure that won'
t leave you with aching legs and a desperate need for a nap.
1. The Carb-Loading Extravaganza:
No marathon is complete without a pre-race feast. Treat yourself to a brunch that would make Paula Deen proud. Pancakes piled high? Omelets overflowing with cheese? Go for it! Just remember, this applies only if you're not actually running a marathon today.
2. The Tourist Marathon:
Channel your inner Rocky and climb the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art (it's actually in Philadelphia, but hey, artistic liberties!). Then, hotfoot it to Times Square for a selfie with a giant Elmo, because why not?
3. The Movie Marathon:
Netflix and chill? Nah, we're doing a movie marathon! Curl up with some popcorn and classic running films like "Forrest Gump" or "Cool Runnings." Bonus points for yelling inspirational quotes at the screen.
4. The Museum Marathon:
For the culture vultures, there's always the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Just be warned, walking through those vast halls can feel like a marathon in itself. But hey, at least you'll be surrounded by beautiful art (and possibly some very sweaty tourists).
5. The Shopping Spree Marathon:
Fifth Avenue is calling! Unleash your inner shopaholic and browse the designer stores. Just remember, this marathon requires a different kind of endurance – credit card stamina.
So there you have it! Your guide to a fun-filled NYC day, marathon-style, without the actual marathoning. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a giant slice of cheesecake (carbohydrate loading, you see).
