NYC Museums: Open or Open to Questioning Your Life Choices?
So, it's Monday morning. You're nursing a headache that feels like a particularly enthusiastic drill team took up residence in your skull. The only thing perking you up is that half-eaten bagel with "everything" (including, apparently, existential dread) from last week.
But hey! You braved the subway (questionable characters and all) for a reason! You yearn for culture, for knowledge, maybe just a place with decent air conditioning. But with museums more numerous than pigeons in Times Square, where do you even start? Fear not, weary traveler, for I, your friendly neighborhood museum mapper (and champion of avoiding awkward Monday morning water cooler conversations), have the key!
Let's Break it Down, Baby!
First, a word to the wise: museums, like your favorite pair of jeans, have their own quirky opening schedules. So, here's the lowdown on some NYC gems that are definitely open today, April 29th, 2024 (because, let's face it, even museums need a break on a Monday):
- The Museum of the City of New York: Immerse yourself in the Big Apple's fascinating history, from Dutch settlers (who knew they were so house-proud?) to the latest bodega cat memes. Bonus: They probably have a bathroom with actual soap, which is a win in our book.
- The Rubin Museum of Art: Journey through the Himalayas (without the altitude sickness!) Explore stunning art from Tibet, Bhutan, and beyond. Warning: May cause sudden urges to redecorate your living room in a very brocade-heavy way.
Now, the "Maybe Next Time" Bunch
- American Folk Art Museum: This one's closed on Mondays. But hey, at least you have an excuse to grab a coffee and people-watch at Lincoln Center instead.
Pro Tip: There are tons of amazing museums with free or "pay-what-you-wish" options! So, even if you're currently living on lint and good intentions, you can still get your culture fix.
Remember: Museums are your oyster (well, maybe not literally, but you get the idea). So, ditch the existential dread bagel (or at least pair it with a museum visit!), and get out there and explore!
P.S. If you find a museum with a particularly mind-blowing exhibit, hit me up! We can discuss deep philosophical questions inspired by, say, a particularly well-preserved pickle jar, over brunch.
