Howdy, Partner! You Wantin' to Know What States Border Texas?
Texas, bless its big ol' heart, is like the life of the party. It's got its own sense of style, a two-step for every occasion, and enough space to hold a hootenanny for the whole dang country. But even Texas needs some neighbors, and lucky for them (and us!), they've got a mighty fine selection bordering their friendly-sized state.
Eastward Bound: Where the Gumbo Gets Good
Swing your boots a little to the east, and you'll find yourself in Louisiana, the land of king cake, jazz that'll make your toes tap, and some of the best cookin' this side of the Mississippi (or maybe that's the other side? Geography gets tricky after a couple of jalapeno poppers). Fun Fact: You might need a translator down there - they speak a whole different language called Cajun, which sounds a bit like French got tangled up with a swamp critter, but in the best way possible.
Northward Ho! Where the Sooners Cheer
Head north from Texas, and you'll be greeted by Oklahoma, home of the Sooners (don't ask me why they're called that - they don't seem particularly speedy to me). Oklahoma's got rolling plains, a rich Native American heritage, and a barbecue scene that'll give Texas a run for its money. Word to the Wise: If you're venturing into Oklahoma, be sure to pack your cowboy hat - it's practically a requirement by law (not really, but it might feel that way).
Westward We Go: Where the Deserts Glow
Saddle up and ride west, partner, and you'll find yourself in New Mexico, the Land of Enchantment. Now that's a nickname you can believe in! New Mexico's got stunning desert landscapes, fascinating Native American cultures, and more chile peppers than you can shake a cactus at. Pro Tip: Be sure to try a green chile cheeseburger while you're there - it's a New Mexican tradition (and it's mighty tasty).
Southward Bound: Where the Rio Grande Flows
Texas wouldn't be complete without its southern neighbors, the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas. Yeehaw for international relations! Mexico's a land of rich culture, delicious food (tacos anyone?), and stunning beaches. Just remember your pesos! Those friendly folks south of the border might not take too kindly to paying for your margaritas in dollars.
So there you have it, folks! The next time you're wrangling a map and wonderin' what's next to Texas, you'll be a veritable geographical genius. Remember, Texas may be big, but it's surrounded by some pretty amazing company. Now, git out there and explore, y'all!