Dude, Did You Miss the Memo? Iowa State vs. Texas is a Fall Classic (Not a Spring Fling)
Let's face it, with the weather warming up, the last thing on most of our minds is football. We're busy prepping for sandals season, firing up the grill, and maybe even convincing ourselves we'll finally get around to planting that tomato garden. But hey, for those of you out there who are clinging to the glory days of fall (IYKYK), here's a little dose of reality:
The Iowa State vs. Texas Football Game is Not Happening Today (or Anytime Soon)
That's right, folks. You can holster your foam fingers and put down that lukewarm cup of instant coffee. The Iowa State Cyclones and the Texas Longhorns won't be facing off on the gridiron today, or tomorrow, or probably not even for the next several months.
But When Did This Epic Battle Royale Take Place, You Ask?
Glad you inquired! The last time these two Big 12 powerhouses clashed was on Saturday, November 18th, 2023. Yes, 2023. We're firmly in 2024 territory now, folks. Unless you have a time machine gathering dust in the garage (in which case, hit me up!), then you're out of luck for a live viewing experience.
Don't Despair! There's Always Next Season
Fear not, college football fanatics! The cycle of life, and the NCAA schedule, will inevitably bring these two teams together again. Mark your calendars for sometime in late 2024 (assuming the space-time continuum doesn't implode) and get ready for another epic throwdown.
In the Meantime, Channel Your Inner Quarterback
While you wait, here are a few ways to keep that football spirit alive:
- Dust off your old jersey and wear it with pride around the house. Your pets will love the company.
- Perfect your imitation of your favorite sportscaster's touchdown call. Bonus points for enthusiasm (and theatrics).
- Fire up a game of backyard football with friends. Just be prepared for potential property damage (and disgruntled neighbors).
So there you have it, folks. The Iowa State vs. Texas game is a distant memory (for now). But fret not, football fans, for the pigskin will surely fly again soon enough.
