So You Wanna Be a Hipster in Williamsburg? A Totally Serious Guide (Not Really)
Let's face it, Williamsburg's become a bit of a cliché. Mustaches, irony-laden t-shirts, enough plaid to make a lumberjack weep – it's practically a costume party at this point. But hey, there's a reason this Brooklyn neighborhood remains a hot spot. So, grab your ironic fanny pack and dive into this totally essential guide (disclaimer: tongue planted firmly in cheek) to Williamsburg's must-sees:
Art: From Wannabe Picassos to Vintage Oddities
- Brush Up on Williamsburg's Gritty Roots: The Williamsburg Art & Historical Center [what is it] will convince you this wasn't always a land of overpriced brunch. Explore the borough's industrial past and maybe even score points with your significant other by dropping obscure historical facts like a boss.
- Gallery Hopping on a Budget: Forget fancy uptown galleries. Williamsburg's lifeblood is independent galleries. Stroll down North 6th street and be prepared to be amazed (or utterly confused) by the latest artistic endeavors. Bargaining is encouraged, but remember, these starving artists might need that cash for, you know, actual food.
Food: Beyond the Avocado Toast (Maybe)
- Smorgasburg Goes Brooklyn: Smorgasburg [what is it] is basically a hipster food court on steroids. Every Saturday, the East River waterfront transforms into a wonderland of artisanal everything. Come hungry (and with a healthy dose of patience for the lines).
- Brunch Like There's No Tomorrow: Because in Williamsburg, there probably isn't. Choose from a seemingly endless array of brunch spots, all offering variations on a "eggs Benedict with a deconstructed twist" theme. Just remember, the key is to make it look effortless on Instagram.
Nightlife: Where the Cool Kids Go (or Pretend To)
- Dive Bars with Surprisingly Good Music: Williamsburg's dive bars are like its residents – a little rough around the edges, but with a hidden charm. Bellly up to the bar, order a PBR (it's practically the official drink here), and pretend you're a music scout on the verge of discovering the next big thing.
- Rooftop Bars with Skyline Views (and Skyline Prices): If you're feeling fancy (or just want a decent Instagram story), head to one of Williamsburg's many rooftop bars. Stunning views of Manhattan are guaranteed, but be prepared to pay a small fortune for that privilege.
Bonus: Embrace the Absurd
- Street Art that Will Make You Scratch Your Head: Keep your eyes peeled for the ever-changing landscape of Williamsburg's street art. From political statements to giant portraits of cats wearing sunglasses, there's something for everyone (or at least something to provide endless amusement).
- People Watching: A National Sport: Williamsburg is a living, breathing parade of individuality (or a desperate attempt at it). Grab a coffee, snag a sidewalk seat, and enjoy the free entertainment. You might even see someone sporting socks with sandals – a true mark of a Williamsburg veteran.
There you have it, folks! Your crash course in Williamsburg essentials. Now get out there, explore, maybe grow a mustache for the 'gram, and remember – the most important thing is to have fun (and not take yourself too seriously).
