You Gotta Be Lava-ing Me: Texas and the Elusive Volcano
Ah, Texas. Land of wide-open spaces, ten-gallon hats, and...volcanoes? That last one might surprise you, but buckle up, partner, because we're about to take a side trip into the fiery (well, not exactly fiery anymore) past of the Lone Star State.
Don't Panic, But Texas Did Have Volcanos (Once)
Now, before you start picturing lava lamps erupting from rodeos, hold your horses (or should we say, hold your longhorns?). These volcanoes are long extinct, chilling out for the past 30 million years or so. That's older than your grandpa's favorite pair of boots, guaranteed.
So, where are these ancient volcanic ghosts hiding?
The Plot Thickens (or Thins Out, Depending on the Eruption)
Texas, it turns out, has a bit of a volcanic split personality. In the western part of the state, particularly the Trans-Pecos region (think way out west, near El Paso), you'll find the remnants of these prehistoric giants. The Davis Mountains, the Christmas Mountains, heck, even the Chinati Mountains – all volcanic hotspots back in the day.
East Texas? Not so much.
While there's evidence of ancient underwater volcanoes near places like Uvalde, these guys were more like simmering tea kettles than fiery mountains. No dramatic eruptions to disrupt your two-stepping here.
The Great Texas Volcano Hunt: Finding the Closest Cinder Cone
So you're itching for a volcanic Texas adventure? Let's get down to brass tacks (or should we say volcanic ash?).
The closest extinct volcano to most of Texas is Pilot Knob, located just outside of Austin. This once-mighty mountain has been worn down by time to a more modest hill, but it's still a cool piece of geologic history to check out.
Looking for something a little more rugged? Head out west to Big Bend National Park. Hike through Tuff Canyon and you'll be walking amongst the solidified remains of an ancient volcanic eruption. How's that for a geologic souvenir?
Remember, folks, these volcanoes are extinct. No need to worry about dodging lava flows or ash clouds while you're two-stepping at the local honky-tonk. But hey, it's a fun fact to pull out at your next Texas trivia night, sure to impress your friends (or at least confuse them).
So there you have it, folks! The lowdown on Texas's volcanic past. Maybe not the fiery Texas vacation you were picturing, but a fascinating glimpse into the state's prehistoric days nonetheless.
