The Chicago Cubs: Playoff Bound or Headed for Hot Dog Stand Lines?
Ah, the Chicago Cubs. A team that's instilled both pure joy and existential dread in its fans for over a century. This year is no different. We're hurtling towards the summer months, and the question on everyone's mind (besides where to find the best Italian beef) is: Can the Cubs claw their way into the playoffs?
The Good, the Bad, and the Addison Russell Jersey You Still Haven't Thrown Out
- The Good: There have been bright spots! Nico Hoerner is emerging as a batting beast, and Marcus Stroman is dealing on the mound like a man with a lifetime supply of Old Style.
- The Bad: Let's be honest, some games have been rougher than a Wrigleyville sidewalk after a concert. Striking out with the bases loaded? We've seen it all.
- The Addison Russell Jersey: Look, we all make mistakes. But maybe just rock a Southpaw sweater instead for a bit, okay?
So, what are the Cubs' chances?
Well, it's about as clear as a Chicago River after a heavy rain (translation: murky). They're definitely not out of it, but they'll need some serious help from the baseball gods (and maybe a significant winning streak that doesn't involve a lucky foul ball or two).
Here's what needs to happen for Cubbie Victory:
- The Baseball Gods Must Be Appeased: Sacrifices of stale popcorn and lukewarm beer at Wrigley might be necessary.
- The Team Needs to Channel Their Inner 2016 Magic: Remember that epic World Series run? Yeah, we need a lot more of that.
- The Rest of the NL Wild Card Race Needs to Trip and Fall... Repeatedly: Because hey, sometimes a little chaos is good for the soul (and the standings).
The Verdict: Optimistic Caution
Look, folks, the Cubs making the playoffs is a long shot. But hey, that's what makes baseball so darn exciting! Here's to hoping they defy the odds, and we can all celebrate with a victory parade that doesn't involve** accidentally** blocking Lake Shore Drive (remember that time, Cubs fans? We don't talk about that time).
So, Cubs fans, what do you say? Are we holding onto our hope or stocking up on tissues for another disappointing season? Let's us know in the comments below, and remember, no matter what happens, at least we'll always have the memories (and the questionable hot dogs).
