Everclear in PA: Grain Alcohol Quest... or Just a Boozy Quest?
Ah, Everclear. The name itself conjures images of flaming cocktails and questionable decisions. But for some, it's a key ingredient in liqueurs, tinctures, or... well, let's not judge. But the question remains: can you, a law-abiding citizen of Pennsylvania, snag a bottle of this potent potable?
The Short Answer (with a Twist)
No, you cannot freely walk into a store and grab 190-proof Everclear in Pennsylvania. This high-octane hooch is under lock and key, reserved for non-drinking purposes. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, Pennsylvanian lawmakers have a strong distrust of our ability to handle pure grain alcohol.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Pennsylvania Loves Regulations)
Fear not, thrill-seekers of tinctures! There is a glimmer of hope. Pennsylvania does allow the sale of 151-proof Everclear (a slightly less gut-punching 75.5% ABV). This version might not be enough to fuel a rocket, but it'll get the job done for most non-consumption needs.
However, if your heart (or recipe) is set on the full 190-proof experience, you'll need a permit. This involves filling out some paperwork and convincing the fine folks at the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board (PLCB) that you're not planning a weekend of Everclear-infused shenanigans.
Pro Tip: Be prepared to explain, in excruciating detail, exactly why you need industrial-grade grain alcohol for your grandma's secret banana bread recipe. (Side note: grandma might have a more believable story.)
So, Can I Basically Forget About 190-Proof Everclear?
Not necessarily! If you're truly committed, the permit route is there. But for most folks, the 151-proof option will suffice.
Now, Let's Get Down to Business (the FAQs):
How to find out if a store near me sells 151-proof Everclear?
The PLCB website has a store locator function. Just be prepared for a wild goose chase, as 151-proof Everclear isn't exactly a top seller.
How to apply for a permit for 190-proof Everclear?
Head over to the PLCB website and search for "PLCB-2196" permit application. Prepare yourself for a thrilling bureaucratic adventure!
How to convince my grandma to tell me her secret banana bread recipe (without mentioning Everclear)?
This one's on you, champ. But flattery and baked goods are a good start.
How to make flaming cocktails safely (without Everclear)?
There are plenty of recipes for flaming cocktails using lower-proof alcohol. Safety first, friends! Don't be that person at the party.
How to have a good time without resorting to industrial-grade grain alcohol?
Believe it or not, it's possible! Try board games, good conversation, or, you know, dancing.