So You Wanna Be Florida's Johnny Appleseed...In Reverse? Hold Your Chainsaw, Sunshine!
Ever looked out your window and thought, "Man, that cypress tree is really blocking my prize-winning petunias' view of the sunset"? Or maybe you're convinced those ancient knees are plotting to take over your entire backyard? Hold on to your gardening gloves, because cutting down a cypress tree in Florida isn't quite as simple as grabbing a chainsaw and going to town (and trust us, you'll want to avoid that chainsaw-wielding neighbor stereotype).
Cypress? More Like "Don't-ypress" These Trees, Dude!
Cypress trees are basically Florida royalty. They've been chilling in the swamps and wetlands for centuries, providing homes for fascinating critters, filtering your water like a boss, and keeping shorelines from resembling a sandcastle fight gone wrong. So yeah, cutting one down is a big no-no in most cases.
There are some exceptions, but they involve more permits than a rock concert backstage. We're talking environmental impact studies, wildlife relocation plans, and enough paperwork to wallpaper a mansion.
But Officer, It's Practically Trying to Eat My House!
Okay, okay, so maybe your cypress has gone full-on horror movie villain and is threatening to engulf your entire dwelling. If a tree is causing serious structural damage to your property, you might have a case. But even then, you'll need to contact a certified arborist to assess the situation and get the proper approvals before giving that cypress the chop.
Here's the golden rule: When in doubt, don't cut it out! There's a good chance cypress removal is a no-go, so it's always best to consult with a professional before you end up in hot water (or should we say, swamp water?).
Frequently Asked Cypress-ious Questions:
How to find a certified arborist in Florida?
The Florida Chapter of the International Society of Arboriculture is a great place to start your search: Florida Chapter of the ISA
How to tell if a cypress tree is protected?
If your cypress is growing in a wetland or near a waterway, it's likely protected. Best to call your county environmental department to be safe.
How to make peace with a cypress tree that's blocking my view?
Strategic landscaping with other plants or creative window treatments can work wonders!
How to avoid accidentally becoming a cypress-chopping criminal?
Just remember, "When in doubt, don't cut it out!"
How to appreciate the majesty of cypress trees?
Take a hike in a Florida wetland and witness their natural beauty firsthand!
