Craving the Crinkle? How to Get Your Daily Dose of the Chicago Tribune
Ah, the Chicago Tribune. The Windy City's own purveyor of news, fresh (most of the time) off the press and delivered straight to your doorstep. But in this age of digital everything, you might be wondering: can you even get a physical copy anymore?
Fear not, ink-stained friend! The Tribune, like a good pair of jeans, is timeless. And yes, you can still get it delivered. Here's your one-stop guide to getting the paper that's been rustling Chicagoans awake for over 170 years.
Become a Delivery Daredevil
That's right, subscribing for home delivery is an act of pure daredevilry in our digital world. But hey, there's something to be said about the satisfaction of holding a real newspaper. You know, the kind you can use for wrapping gifts (because let's be honest, those online greetings are just lame).
Here's the scoop on subscribing:
- Head on over to the Tribune's website: They'll make you an offer you can't refuse (hopefully it involves a discount on that daily dose of news).
- Dial it up: Feeling old school? You can subscribe by phone too. Just dial 1-800-TRIBUNE and get ready to chat with a friendly customer service rep.
Bonus Tip: If you're feeling social, you can also try finding a local vendor who sells the Tribune. But be warned, these paper heroes are becoming a rare breed.
Beware of the Delivery Disruptors!
Now, before you get too excited, there are a few things to keep in mind. Rain, snow, and those pesky squirrels can all be sworn enemies of newspaper delivery. So, be prepared for the occasional missed paper. But hey, that's when you get to unleash your inner detective skills and track down where your news went rogue.
The Verdict: Delivered or Deleted?
Ultimately, the decision of digital or delivered is up to you. But if you crave the crinkle of the paper, the satisfaction of a good crossword puzzle in hand (without the screen glare), and the joy of arguing with the comics section, then home delivery might be your thing.
So, what are you waiting for? Become a Tribune home delivery daredevil today! Just be sure to stock up on birdseed to keep those feathered fiends at bay.
