Shocking News: Can You Actually Own a Stun Gun in Illinois?
Let's face it, Illinois isn't exactly known for its sunshine and rainbows approach to self-defense. Between the whispers of "concealed carry" and the "shall issue" debate, it's enough to make your head spin faster than a supervillain on roller skates. But fear not, fellow citizens! Today, we're diving into the electrifying world of stun guns in the Prairie State.
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Zap! Pow! Is That Legal?
Here's the deal: owning a stun gun in Illinois is like that friend who always cancels plans – it used to be a big no-no, but now it's a grudging okay. In 2019, the Illinois Supreme Court threw a wrench into the whole "no stun guns" law, meaning you can finally possess one without facing Judge Judy levels of disapproval.
But hold on to your horses (or should we say, tasers?) There's a catch. You'll need a Firearm Owner's Identification Card (FOID card), which is basically the key to unlocking the stun gun vault (not a real vault, but you get the idea).
FOID Card? More Like Friend Card, Right?
Not quite. Getting a FOID card involves a background check, some paperwork, and a little patience. Think of it as a rite of passage for responsible stun gun ownership. You gotta be 21 (or have parental permission if you're a precocious youngster), and you can't have a history of certain crimes.
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So, basically, no channelling your inner supervillain with the stun gun.
Places You Can't Take Your Shocking Buddy
Now, before you start picturing yourself as a walking stun gun rodeo, remember there are still some restrictions. Schools, bars, government buildings, and airplanes are all big fat no-fly zones for your little zapper.
Using a stun gun illegally? That's a recipe for a not-so-fun day with the law.
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FAQ: Frequently Asked Shocking Questions (and Answers!)
How to get a FOID card in Illinois?
Head over to your local law enforcement agency or https://isp.illinois.gov/Foid/Foid.
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How to use a stun gun safely?
QuickTip: Check if a section answers your question.
Read the manual carefully, folks! It's not a fly swatter.
How to avoid accidentally tasing yourself?
Keep your finger off the trigger until you need it. Common sense is your best friend here.
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How to convince your grandma a stun gun is a better gift than a fruitcake?
Maybe focus on the self-defense aspect?
How to deal with the disappointment of realizing fruitcake is actually kind of delicious?
There's always next year, grandma!
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