So You Think You're Washington: Scaling the Monument, Myth vs. Reality
Ah, the Washington Monument. Soaring obelisk, national treasure, and a question that plagues tourists with wanderlust and calves of steel: can you actually climb that bad boy? Buckle up, thrill-seekers, because we're about to separate the Washingtons from the wannabes.
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Gone With the Wind...Stairs
Yes, believe it or not, there used to be a whopping 898-step staircase snaking its way to the top. Imagine the epic leg workout, the bragging rights! Unfortunately, those stairs are now closed to the public. Safety concerns and, let's be honest, the potential for some very out-of-breath tourists blocking the flow, put the kibosh on that particular adventure.
But fear not, intrepid explorers! There's still a way to conquer the Washington Monument, and it involves a whole lot less lung-burning exertion.
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Reaching for the Sky...The Easy Way (Elevator, That Is)
That's right, folks, we're talking elevators! These modern marvels whoosh you up the monument in a mere 70 seconds. That's faster than you can say "George Washington!" Tickets are required, so be sure to plan ahead and snag those bad boys online or at the base of the monument.
The elevator ride might not be the same as battling your way up hundreds of steps, but the reward is just as sweet: breathtaking panoramic views of Washington D.C. Spot the Lincoln Memorial, marvel at the National Mall, and pretend you're surveying your presidential domain (sunglasses not required, but highly encouraged).
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Frequently Asked Climber Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to get tickets to the Washington Monument? Tickets are free, but reservations are required. Head to the National Park Service website or snag them at the monument itself (though availability might be limited).
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How tall is the Washington Monument? A cool 555 feet and 5 ⅛ inches! That's a lot of obelisk.
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How long can I stay at the top? You can chill at the observation deck for as long as you like (within reason, of course). Soak up the views, take photos, pretend you're a gargoyle surveying the city.
Is there anything to see inside the monument? Yep! There's a small museum on the 490-foot level with exhibits on the monument's history. Plus, on the elevator ride down, you'll get a glimpse of some of the commemorative stones lining the walls.
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Can I still climb something historic in D.C.? Sure! The Washington National Cathedral offers a guided climb to the top for some stunning city views (reservations recommended).
So there you have it, folks! The Washington Monument might not be your personal Stairway to Heaven, but the elevator ride and the incredible views are more than worth the trip. Now get out there, snag those tickets, and prepare to be wowed!
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