The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: A Crossplay Calamity for PS4 Players?
Ah, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. A game that chills you to the bone with its familiar brand of slasher horror... and also potentially frustrates your plans to team up with your PS5-wielding buddies. That's right, folks, we're diving into the murky waters of crossplay (or lack thereof) in this delightful multiplayer title.
You Wanna Play with Leatherface? But Your Friend's Got a Fancy New PS5?
So you're itching to evade Leatherface's chainsaw-wielding wrath with your trusty PS4 controller in hand. Your friend, however, has ascended to the glorious realm of PS5 gaming. Surely, you think, modern technology will allow you to traumatize yourselves together, right?
Wrong. Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to deliver some news that's about as fun as facing Leatherface with a spork.
Crossplay? More Like Cross-out for PS4 Players
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre offers a thrilling crossplay experience... for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S players. That's right, the new hotness gets to play together, leaving our valiant PS4 warriors stranded on a lonely island of last-gen misery.
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Don't worry, PS4 players, we understand your pain. It's like finally getting invited to the cookout, only to find out they're serving gourmet, five-star cuisine, while you brought a bag of stale chips.
A glimmer of hope? (Probably not, but hey...)
Now, before you torch your PS4 in a fit of rage, there's a miniscule chance things might change. Sometimes, developers patch in crossplay functionality later. But unless you're prepared to hold your breath until you turn blue, we wouldn't recommend waiting around.
In the meantime, here are some ideas to cope with this crossplay catastrophe:
- Channel your inner conspiracy theorist: Maybe it's all a ploy by Sony to force you to upgrade to a PS5. Don't put it past those guys!
- Dust off your old walkie-talkies: Retro vibes are in, right? Use them to coordinate your escape with your PS5-wielding friend. Bonus points for dramatic whispers.
- Start a petition: Gather your fellow PS4 survivors and demand crossplay justice! Maybe if we make enough noise, the gaming gods will take pity on us.
Or
- Embrace the single-player experience: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre can still be a terrifying blast, even if you're facing Leatherface alone. Just make sure you have a spare pair of underwear on hand.
So there you have it, folks. The truth about PS4 and PS5 crossplay in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. It's a situation that's both hilarious and slightly infuriating. But hey, at least you can commiserate with your fellow PS4 brethren online. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a support group for gamers rejected by the crossplay gods.
