So You Wanna Get Hitched by Your Buddy Steve (Ordained Minister Steve, That Is)
Planning a Florida wedding? Got that dress picked (or the perfect kilt, no judgment!), nailed down the venue (hopefully not your grandma's basement), and figured out what you're gonna feed your hungry guests (pro-tip: avoid the mystery meat casserole)? But there's one burning question that's keeping you up at night (besides the sheer terror of in-law introductions): can your friend Steve, the one who once accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to make mac and cheese, legally officiate your whole shindig?
The Gospel According to Steve (and Florida Law)
Relax, lovebirds! If Steve has become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church (ULC), then he absolutely can officiate your Florida wedding. Florida law (boring, but important) recognizes ordinations from the ULC, meaning Steve can turn your "I do's" into legal "we did it's!"
Bonus points for Steve if he throws in a Star Wars or Lord of the Rings quote during the ceremony. Just sayin'.
But Wait, There's More! (The Not-So-Scary Fine Print)
Now, before you start picturing Steve in a flowing robe channeling his inner Dumbledore, there are a few things to keep in mind:
- The clock's ticking: Once you get your marriage license, you have a 60-day window to tie the knot. Don't let Steve's indecisiveness over his officiating outfit (sequined vest? Too much?) make you miss that deadline.
- Paperwork party: After the ceremony, Steve needs to get that license back to the clerk's office within 10 days. Let's not turn your happily ever after into a paperwork nightmare.
Pro-tip: Assign a responsible friend (not Steve) to be on paperwork patrol.
FAQ: Steve-ordained Weddings in Florida Edition
How to get Steve ordained online? The ULC website (it's free!) can walk him through the quick and easy ordination process. Just don't blame us if Steve gets ordained and starts handing out blessings at the grocery store.
How to apply for a marriage license in Florida? Head to your county clerk's office. Bring your ID, your A-game flirting skills (it might help with the wait time), and maybe a bribe for Steve (not really, but a thank you gift is nice).
How long does a Florida marriage license last? See point number one under "But Wait, There's More!" Don't let Steve's busy schedule (perfecting his officiating handshake?) derail your wedding plans.
Can Steve wear jeans to the ceremony? Up to you, but unless your wedding theme is "Casual Friday," we recommend dressing Steve up a bit. He is officiating a wedding, after all. Maybe a nice suit (minus the sequined vest)?
How much should we tip Steve? This is a tricky one. Officiating is a big deal, but Steve is also your friend. A heartfelt thank you card and a case of his favorite beer might be the perfect combo.
So there you have it! With a little planning and some friendly encouragement (to keep Steve on track), your buddy Steve can definitely officiate your Florida wedding. Now go forth, get married, and live happily ever after (with Steve, hopefully on his best behavior)!
