Iguanas in Florida: Pets or Public Enemy Number One?
Let's face it, Florida's got some pretty wild characters. From gator road rage to theme park shenanigans, it's a state that keeps things interesting. But what about iguanas? Those spiky fellas sunbathing on your pool deck – can you cuddle one close or are they best left to the beaches? Buckle up, Sunshine Staters, because we're diving headfirst into the wacky world of Florida iguanas and the legality of keeping them as pets.
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The Great Iguana Invasion: From Cute Critters to Caffeinated Conquerors
They weren't always public enemy number one. In fact, these green giants were once exotic pets, bringing a touch of Jurassic charm to some Floridian living rooms. But then things got...well, let's just say a little too Jurassic. Escaped iguanas (thanks, irresponsible pet owners!), coupled with their impressive breeding skills, turned Florida into an iguana utopia (or dystopia, depending on your perspective). Now, these scaly sunbathers are everywhere, munching on your landscaping and leaving little "presents" in your pool.
This is where things get interesting (and a touch rule-oriented):
In 2021, Florida said "hasta la vista" to pet iguanas. Owning a new iguana is now a big no-no. Don't worry, though, if you've got a pre-2021 cuddle buddy, you can likely keep them with a permit (but check with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, or FWC, to be sure).
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So You STILL Want an Iguana BFF?
Look, we get it. Maybe you're a reptile enthusiast with a heart of gold (and a tolerance for poop). But if acquiring a personal iguana is out of the picture, fear not! There are other ways to get your iguana fix.
- Volunteer at a wildlife rehab center: These guys are always looking for helping hands (and maybe someone to hold a docile iguana for educational purposes).
- Become a certified iguana trapper: If you're the adventurous type, this could be your calling! (Just remember, iguanas are wild animals, so handle them with care.)
- Channel your inner iguana: Dress up as one for Halloween! It's guaranteed to be a conversation starter (and way easier to clean up after than a real iguana).
FAQ: Your Burning Iguana Inquiries Answered
How to get a permit for my pre-2021 iguana?
Contact your local FWC office. They'll have all the info you need.
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How to tell if an iguana is invasive?
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All iguanas in Florida are considered invasive. But hey, at least they're good at keeping the conversation flowing, right?
How to get an iguana out of my pool?
QuickTip: Repetition reinforces learning.
Call a wildlife removal service. Unless you're a certified trapper, best leave the wrangling to the professionals.
How to convince my neighbor their iguana isn't cute?
This might require some creative tactics. Maybe strategically placed rubber snakes in their yard will do the trick?
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How to avoid future iguana infestations?
Don't release unwanted exotic pets into the wild! It might seem like a good idea at the time, but trust us, it's not.
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