Whitney at Your Beck and Call? An Ode to I Will Always Love You (and Smart Speakers)
Let's face it, folks, there are days when belting out a power ballad feels like the only appropriate response to life's little curveballs. And when it comes to channeling your inner Whitney Houston, there's one song that reigns supreme: the timeless classic, I Will Always Love You.
Now, picture this: you're sprawled on the couch, post-apocalyptic levels of Netflix binging complete. Dishes are forming their own civilization in the sink, and the only company you have is the faint hum of the fridge. Suddenly, the urge to unleash your inner diva strikes. But here's the thing, you can't exactly whip out a microphone and belt it out without potentially scaring the neighborhood cats.
Enter the age of smart speakers, the technological fairy godmothers of our sing-along dreams!
With a simple voice command (because, let's be honest, who remembers lyrics these days?), you can have Whitney herself serenading you from your little black box of wonder. It's like having a personal Whitney Houston concert, minus the backstage drama and questionable fashion choices (though, let's be real, some of those outfits were iconic).
But is it really that easy?
Well, buckle up, because here's where things get interesting. There's always a chance your smart speaker might misunderstand your desires. You say "Whitney Houston," it hears "weird Austin." "I Will Always Love You" morphs into "instructional manual on how to love a sloth." Let's just say, the results can be...unconventional.
Pro Tip: Enunciate clearly, folks. Especially if you haven't had your coffee yet.
So, the next time you're feeling the need for a Whitney fix, don't hesitate to call upon your trusty smart speaker. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for sloth impersonations along the way.
Just remember, Whitney may always love you, but your neighbors might not appreciate your rendition of "I Will Always Love You" at 3 am. Headphones are your friend, people. Happy singing!
