The Chicago Typewriter: Your Professional Pest Control... or Not?
Ah, the Chicago Typewriter. The weapon of choice for those who like their enemies served with a side of lead shrapnel. This tommy gun monstrosity chews through Ganados like a lawnmower on high gear. But the burning question remains: can you unleash this writing instrument of war on Professional difficulty?
Hold Your Horses, Sonny
Nope. Not on your first rodeo. Those bonus weapons, including the Chicago Typewriter, the Handcannon that could rival Dirty Harry's, and the Infinite Rocket Launcher that makes Mr. T proud, are locked away tighter than a nun's smile in a biker bar.
So How Do We Get Our Type On, Then?
Here's the good news, partner. You gotta earn that Chicago Typewriter. Buckle up for a playthrough on difficulties like Normal or Hard. Once you conquer those and unlock the goodies, then you can slap a big, shiny "Professional" on the difficulty and let the Chicago Typewriter sing its song of dakka dakka death.
But Wait, There's More! (Like, Way More)
Think you can just waltz through Professional with the Chicago Typewriter blazing? Think again, slick. While it'll mow down most basic enemies, those tougher foes and bosses will still require some fancy footwork and strategic nades (because who doesn't love a good exploding surprise?).
The Chicago Typewriter: A Powerful Tool, Not a Magic Eraser
Professional difficulty is a whole new ball game. Enemies hit harder, resources are tighter, and Ashley becomes a walking liability with the attention span of a goldfish. The Chicago Typewriter is a powerful tool, but it's not a substitute for good ol' fashioned skill.
So, to Recap:
- Can you use the Chicago Typewriter on Professional? Only after you unlock it on lower difficulties.
- Is it an instant win button? Heck no. Professional will still test your mettle.
- Is it worth the effort? Absolutely! Who doesn't want to unleash a torrent of bullets on unsuspecting Ganados?
Just remember, even with the Chicago Typewriter, a well-placed Krauser suplex can still ruin your day. So, hone those skills, partner, and get ready to type a new chapter in Ganado eradication!
