Can You Walk Across the Chicago River? Don't Dive In Just Yet!
Ah, the Chicago River. Sparkling (well, sometimes) waterway gracing the Windy City. But can you conquer this aquatic path by foot, like some kind of urban Indiana Jones? The answer, my friend, is...
Probably best to stick to the bridges.
Let's be honest, the Chicago River is more accustomed to kayaks and tour boats than pedestrians. It's a navigable waterway, not a giant sidewalk.
But Seriously, Folks...
Here's the deal with traversing the Chicago River:
- Safety First: The river current can be strong, and let's face it, a Chicago-style deep dish is best enjoyed on a plate, not in the drink.
- Bridges Are Your Friends: Thankfully, Chicago boasts a network of awesome bridges. From the iconic Michigan Avenue Bridge to the double-decker wonder of the DuSable Bridge, you're never short of a dry, safe crossing point.
- Channel Your Inner Jesus (Maybe): Look, if you happen to be secretly Jesus with a penchant for urban rivers, hey, maybe you could walk on water. But for the rest of us mere mortals, the bridges are a much safer bet (and sandals are probably a good call).
So, to Recap: Bridges Good, River Walks Bad (Unless You're Jesus)
The Chicago River is a beautiful part of the city, but it's best admired from the comfort of dry land. There are plenty of scenic bridges to get you across, so lace up your walking shoes and enjoy a stroll with a stunning river view.
Unless, of course, you're Jesus. Then, by all means, do your thing (but maybe wear some floaties just in case).
