Chicago: Windy City, or Winchester City? Your Guide to Bulletproof Bling (or lack thereof)
Ah, Chicago. City of broad shoulders, deep dish pizzas, and... a confusing bulletproof vest situation? That's right, folks. Here in the land of blues and brews, the laws surrounding these protective vests are about as clear as a fog bank rolling off Lake Michigan.
So, can you rock a bulletproof vest in the Second City? Buckle up, because it's a rollercoaster ride.
Illinois Says "Sure!"
First things first, the state of Illinois allows law-abiding citizens (no felons here, sorry!) to purchase and wear body armor. So, if you're picturing yourself as a real-life Batman, patrolling the streets in a bulletproof cloak (though that might get a tad toasty in the summer), Illinois law doesn't rain on your parade.
This is where things get interesting...
Chicago Says "Hold on There, Cowboy!"
Now, the city of Chicago throws a wrench into the works. Apparently, they're not huge fans of bulletproof vests for the average Joe (or Jane). In 2018, Chicago put the kibosh on the sale, possession, and purchase of body armor within city limits. That means buying a vest online and having it shipped to your Chicago apartment is a big no-no.
Why the drama, Chicago? The thinking is that bulletproof vests might embolden criminals or make situations escalate.
So, what's a safety-conscious Chicagoan to do?
Here are your not-so-bulletproof options:
- Invest in a really good dodge. Seriously, honing your evasive maneuvers might be your best bet.
- Channel your inner ninja. Maybe some super-stealthy clothing will do the trick (though a black turtleneck might just make you look suspicious).
- Befriend a bodybuilder. Big muscles are a natural deterrent, right?
Alright, alright, those were kinda tongue-in-cheek.
The truth is, Chicago can be a fantastic city. But if you're concerned about safety, your best bet is to stay informed about the areas you're visiting and be aware of your surroundings. There are always resources available to help you stay safe, bulletproof vest or not.
Remember, a healthy dose of caution (and maybe a really good luck charm) is always a good idea.
