Struggling for Parking in L.A.? The (Not-So-Secret) Guide to Handicapped Parking by Your Crib
Ah, Los Angeles. The land of dreams, movie stars, and... a never-ending battle for parking. You circle the block like a lost tourist, muttering under your breath about those darn valet stands. But fear not, weary driver, for there might be a solution – a handicapped parking permit (cue dramatic music).
Now, before you channel your inner superhero with a fake limp, this isn't about trickery. This is about accessibility (key word, folks) for those who genuinely need it. But if you qualify, then a designated spot right outside your door can be a game-changer.
But Dude, How Do I Get One of These Magical Parking Spots?
Glad you asked! There are two main hurdles to jump:
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The Handicapped Parking Permit: This is your golden ticket. You'll need a licensed physician to certify your disability – something that affects your mobility and makes parking a challenge. Think spinal tap flashbacks, not a slightly tweaked hamstring from that weekend yoga session.
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The Accessible Parking Zone (APZ) Request: Once you have your permit, it's time to convince the city of Los Angeles that a spot near your place is a good idea. This usually involves applying for an APZ investigation. Be prepared to explain why that coveted curb space right in front of your house is the Everest of parking for you.
Here's the Fun Part (Because Bureaucracy Can Be Hilarious, Right?)
Los Angeles, in all its bureaucratic glory, has different procedures depending on where you live:
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City of Los Angeles: These guys are all about corner locations. So, the designated spot might be a block away, but hey, at least it's on the corner, perfect for people-watching with your binoculars while you wait for the mailman. Contact the Department on Disability for the application process.
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Unincorporated Los Angeles County: Here, it's the "Blue Curb." Don't worry, it's not Smurf-related. Get in touch with the Traffic Safety and Mobility Division for details.
Remember, Patience is a Virtue (Especially in L.A. Traffic)
The process can take some time, so be prepared to play the waiting game. But with a little perseverance (and maybe a strategically placed "Disabled Driver Parking Needed" sign on your lawn – just kidding... or am I?), you could soon be enjoying the sweet, sweet satisfaction of a guaranteed parking spot.
Bonus Tip: Befriend your neighbors. If they see you struggling to park, they might just offer a sympathetic wave and that coveted guest spot. Just sayin'.
So, there you have it. Your not-so-secret guide to handicapped parking near your Los Angeles home. Remember, this is all about accessibility for those who truly need it. Just don't expect to find a spot right next to your door unless you're channeling your inner Batmobile with those fancy parking sensors.
