How the Dallas Cowboys Got Their Name: A Tale of Wrangling, Rangers, and Really Big Hats
Ah, the Dallas Cowboys. America's Team, they call themselves. But have you ever stopped to wonder how this bunch of well-coiffed athletes got such a down-home name? Buckle up, pardners, because this story is wilder than a steer on rodeo night.
From Steers to Rangers: A Name-Fumbling Frenzy
Originally, these gridiron cowboys weren't cowboys at all! They were first called the Dallas Steers, which, let's be honest, sounds more like a team you assemble at the county fair than a powerhouse in the NFL. Thankfully, someone (with a slightly better grasp of branding) realized this and they moved on to the Dallas Rangers.
Hold Your Horses! There's Already a Ranger in Town
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Except... whoops! There was already a team in Dallas called the Rangers, a minor league baseball outfit. Can you imagine the confusion? Sportswriters would be throwing down their pencils, fans would be showing up at the wrong stadium with baseball mitts instead of foam fingers. Disaster!
The Great Name-Brainstorming Stampede (Spoiler Alert: It Wasn't Very Productive)
Our intrepid team founders, Clint Murchison Jr. and Tex Schramm, must have wrangled themselves into quite a tizzy. Names like the Armadillos (too slow) and the Tortillas (a bit too...beige) were probably thrown around. Maybe even the Texas Two-Steppin' Tumbleweeds (thankfully, that one never got past the napkin stage).
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Tex Calls Clint: Name That Team!
Legend has it, Tex Schramm finally cornered Clint Murchison Jr. on the phone, probably somewhere between a cattle drive and an oil deal. "Clint," he boomed (presumably over a crackling long-distance connection), "We need a name, and we need it yesterday!"
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Clint's Flash of Inspiration (or Desperation)
Now, Clint was a man of action, but even he must have been wracking his brain. Then, a bolt from the blue! "The Dallas Rangers!" he declared. It was perfect! Strong, Texan...wait a minute...
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Back to Square One (Almost)
Tex, bless his heart, had to remind Clint about the whole "existing baseball team" situation. Dejected, Clint mumbled something about the Dallas Mavericks (which, ironically, would become the name of another Dallas team years later). But thankfully, inspiration struck again!
And the Winner Is...
With a sigh (or maybe a yeehaw?), Clint offered up the name that would become legendary: The Dallas Cowboys. It wasn't fancy, it wasn't unique, but it fit. It evoked images of wide-open plains, rugged individualism, and of course, really big hats.
So there you have it, folks! The story of how America's Team got its down-home moniker. A tale of near misses, brainstorming mishaps, and a whole lot of Texan spirit. Just remember, the next time you see a Dallas Cowboy galloping across the field, spare a thought for the poor Steers and Rangers that almost were.
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