Severide Says So Long... Again? A Farewell (Hopefully Temporary) Fit for a Firehouse Casanova
Ah, Kelly Severide. The man, the myth, the legend... who also has a knack for disappearing acts that would make Houdini jealous. Let's face it, folks, Severide's exits from Chicago Fire have been more dramatic than a backdraft in a kindergarten fingerpainting class. So, grab a lukewarm cup of coffee (just the way Casey likes it) and settle in as we dissect Severide's latest "adios."
Season 11: The Great Severide MIA-dventure
Remember that time Severide vanished faster than a free donut at Molly's? Yeah, that was a doozy. Officially, he was off for some top-secret arson investigator training in Alabama. Unofficially, it seemed like he got swallowed by a plot hole so big, Mouch could park his pick-up truck in it. The worst part? He went radio silent on Stella, leaving her more confused than Otis after a physics lecture. Talk about a major buzzkill for their newfound wedded bliss.
Season 12: The Case of the Calling Card Caper
Just when we thought Severide had learned his lesson about ghosting his wife (and the entire firehouse for that matter), a shiny new arson case file materialized on his desk. This time, the siren song of a serial firestarter in Arizona lured him away. Bless Stella's heart, she gave him the green light, but with a stern warning that involved something about "no funny business" and a "clear timeline." We can only hope Severide took better notes this time around than Casey does during Boden's motivational speeches.
So, is Severide Really Gone for Good This Time?
The jury's still out. With Chicago Fire renewed for another season, the door is wide open for Severide's return. Here's hoping he doesn't forget his house keys (again) or accidentally book a one-way ticket to Mars (because, you know, Severide). In the meantime, Squad will have to make do with Joe Cruz as their temporary leader. Just pray they don't lose the fire truck this time, Cruz.
Until next time, Severide, remember: there's no place like Firehouse 51, even if arson investigations do call your name. Just try not to break Stella's heart (or Boden's patience) in the process.
