Addressing the Great Gatsby of American History: A Guide to Not Getting Schooled by George Washington's Ghost
Let's face it, folks, American history can be a bit of a snoozefest. Dates get jumbled, battles blur together, and the whole "proper etiquette" thing? Yawn. But fear not, history buffs (or should we say, history bluffers?), because today we're tackling a question that's likely kept you up at night (or at least during a particularly dull history lecture): how did you address the one and only George Washington?
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| How Did Washington Wish To Be Addressed |
The Title Game: General, Mr. President, or Your Most Esteemed Excellency (with sprinkles on top)?
Turns out, George wasn't too picky. Here's the breakdown:
- General Washington: This was his go-to during his military days. You wouldn't call him "Sergeant Washington," would you? Dude conquered a whole revolution, show some respect.
- Mr. President: Once he became the leader of the free world (no pressure), "Mr. President" became the standard. Though, something tells me he wouldn't have minded a "Mr. Awesome" every now and then.
- More Formal Options: Feeling fancy? You could've gone with "His Excellency" or even "President Washington." Just remember, the more extravagant the title, the higher your chance of sounding like you're addressing a Roman emperor rather than a Virginian farmer (who also happened to be a brilliant leader).
Side note: If you ever stumbled upon "President General," well, that wasn't exactly an official title, but hey, it probably would've gotten a chuckle out of the guy.
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What Washington Didn't Want to Be Called (Unless You Were Trying to Get on His Bad Side)
Here's where things get interesting. While Washington wasn't a stickler for titles, there was one he wasn't too fond of: "King." Remember that whole revolution thing? Yeah, overthrowing a monarchy might put a damper on wanting to be addressed like one.
So, the next time you're attending a historical reenactment (or just zoning out in history class), you can impress your friends (or at least confuse them) with your knowledge of how to properly address the Father of Our Nation.
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FAQ: Washington's Titles - A Cheat Sheet
How to address George Washington during the Revolutionary War? - General Washington
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How to address George Washington as President? - Mr. President (or President Washington, if you're feeling formal)
QuickTip: Skip distractions — focus on the words.
How to NOT address George Washington? - King Washington (unless you enjoy awkward silences).
How to sound super impressive (but maybe a tad inaccurate)? - His Excellency, President Washington
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How to ensure you never forget this ever again? - Reread this awesome post (wink wink).
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