So You Wanna Be a California Autism Whisperer? A Totally Not-Serious Guide to Getting Your Autism Authorization
Ever heard a kid shrieking in public and thought, "Hey, I could handle that"? Or maybe you just have a deep fascination with sensory toys and fidget spinners (no judgement, those things are awesome). Whatever your reason, you're here because you, my friend, want to be a certified Autism Whisperer in the glorious state of California.
But wait, before you stock up on sunglasses (because fluorescent lights can be a nightmare, amirite?) and invest in a lifetime supply of noise-cancelling headphones, there are a few hoops you gotta jump through.
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| How Do I Get Autism Authorization In California |
Step 1: You Already Got the Teacher Threads? That's a Great Start!
If you're a teacher with a current California Special Education credential, then you're halfway there! This whole "authorization" thing is basically like adding a cool, autism-themed badge to your teacher-y repertoire.
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Step 2: Brace Yourself, Coursework Time!
Ugh, more classes? Don't worry, these are way more interesting than that mandatory CPR training you had to take. You'll need to complete a special program focused on Autism Spectrum Disorders (ASD). We're talking about understanding the whole spectrum, from meltdowns to hyperfixations (and everything in between). Think of it as your ASD ????? [translator in Arabic] handbook.
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Step 3: Prove You're Not Just Winging It (Even Though You Kinda Are Right Now)
Once you've mastered the art of ASD-speak (okay, maybe not mastered, but at least you've got a decent grasp), you'll need to complete some supervised field experience. Basically, you'll get to put your newfound knowledge to the test in a real-life classroom setting. Now's your chance to practice those calming techniques you learned and maybe even score some major points with a particularly awesome fidget spinner.
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Step 4: The Big Application Shebang!
Cue dramatic music! After conquering coursework and field experience, it's time to apply for your official Autism Authorization. Fill out the forms, channel your inner champion, and hit submit!
And Then... You're Officially an Autism Whisperer!
Congratulations, superstar! You've braved the path and can now rock the title of California Autism Authorization holder. Remember, with great authorization comes great responsibility (and maybe a few extra earplugs). But hey, you're ready to take on the challenge and make a real difference in the lives of amazing students.
P.S. Don't forget to celebrate your accomplishment with a well-deserved nap in a dark, quiet room. You've earned it.
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