Craving Chicago Typewriter? How to Unleash This Spray-and-Pray Powerhouse
Ah, the Chicago Typewriter. A weapon of such legendary status, it transcends the realm of video games and enters the hallowed halls of "Things I Need Right Now." But before you dive headfirst into a zombie apocalypse (or at least your living room couch with Resident Evil 4 cranked up), how do you get your hands on this glorious machine gun? Fear not, trigger-happy friend, for this guide will have you mowing down Ganados like a lawnmower on high octane!
Newbie Nightmare? Not Today! (Unless You Like Expensive Shopping)
First things first, forget snagging this beast on your first playthrough. The Chicago Typewriter is a reward for the seasoned survivor, someone who's stared death in the face (probably a giant eyeball monster) and lived to tell the tale (or at least reload a checkpoint). You'll need to beat the game once, which is basically your hero initiation.
But wait! There's more! Just finishing the main story isn't enough. The rumor mill whispers of a mysterious "Separate Ways" campaign. Let's just say completing that unlocks some serious merchant cred, putting you in the good graces of the guy who probably has a rocket launcher hidden under the counter.
Behold! The Magical Power of Save Files (and a Hefty Wallet)
Now, here's the glorious part. Once you've conquered both campaigns, boot up that completed save file. You'll be greeted by a familiar (and hopefully well-stocked) merchant – this time with a shiny new addition to his inventory. There it is, folks, in all its chrome-plated glory: The Chicago Typewriter.
But here's the kicker: This bad boy doesn't come cheap. We're talking a cool 1,000,000₧ (that's Pesetas, for those who haven't been busy battling biohazards). So, spend wisely, rookie. All those healing herbs and fancy shotguns might have to wait.
Tips for the Discerning Typewriter Enthusiast
- Master Merchanting: Before you blow your wad on the Typewriter, become the ultimate haggler. Squeeze every last drop of value out of those jewel beetles and ornate fish. You'll need every penny (or peseta) for your new best friend.
- Farming for Fun and Profit: Remember those village areas teeming with enemies? Consider them your own personal ATM machines. Stock up on ammo, then unleash a hail of bullets – turning Ganados into walking piñatas filled with precious loot.
- Think Twice Before You Spray: Sure, the Typewriter chews through enemies like a cheese grater, but ammo isn't exactly infinite (unless you unlock it later, wink wink). Use it strategically for those pesky boss battles or when you're truly surrounded by a horde.
With a little dedication and a whole lot of monster-slaying, you'll be wielding the Chicago Typewriter in no time. Remember, it's not just a weapon; it's a symbol of your triumph over evil (and a great way to relieve stress… especially when you're talking about a million-dollar shopping spree). Now get out there and show those Ganados what real firepower looks like!
