So You Found "The One" (and They Haven't Run Screaming Yet) - How to Get Hitched in LA County
Let's face it, congratulations are in order! You've braved the treacherous waters of the dating pool (or maybe swiped right at the purrfect person on Tinder) and found your lobster (or bagel, depending on your dietary preferences). Now, before you rush off to Vegas with Elvis impersonators as witnesses (tempting, we know), there's a little formality called a marriage license. Fear not, lovebirds, for obtaining one in Los Angeles County is easier than finding decent parking downtown.
Step 1: Are You Actually Allowed to Get Married? (Spoiler Alert: Probably)
LA County isn't in the business of issuing licenses willy-nilly. Here's a quick checklist to make sure you're not Romeo & Juliet (minus the whole balcony-hopping and poison thing):
- The Big One-Eight: You (and your beloved) must both be 18 years old or older.
- Not Taken: Neither of you can be currently married (shocker, right?).
- Blood is Thicker Than...Not That Thick: No marrying close relatives, folks. This ain't Game of Thrones.
Under 18? Don't fret! With a court order and parental consent, you can still tie the knot. Just remember, teenage rebellion looks a lot different with a mortgage payment.
Step 2: Apply Online or Get Your Glam On (It's Not Glamorous, But Hey...)
There are two ways to get this license ball rolling:
- Online Application: Perfect for pajamas-and-coffee applicants. Head to the County website, fill out the digital forms, and answer questions that won't make you question your life choices (too much).
- In-Person Appointment: For those who crave human interaction (or a good excuse to get out of the house), you can schedule an appointment at a County office. Just be prepared to wait alongside fellow soon-to-be-spouses, all with that "Is this really happening?" look in their eyes.
Important Note: Whichever method you choose, both parties must be present to finalize the license application. So, ditch the stand-in best friend idea.
Step 3: The Big Day (At the County Office, Not Your Wedding)
So you've filled out the forms, avoided existential dread in the waiting room, and now it's time to:
- Show ID: Driver's licenses, passports, anything that proves you're not a government spy (unless that's how you met your fiancé, then more power to you).
- Pay the Fee: A small price for eternal wedded bliss (or at least a fancy ceremony). Public licenses are $90, while confidential licenses are $85 (perfect if you're eloping to avoid Aunt Gertrude's guilt trip).
Congratulations! You've officially obtained your marriage license. Now get out there and celebrate (responsibly, because apparently you're adults now).
Bonus Tip: While you're at the County office, you might want to stock up on dog licenses and permits for that backyard barbecue you've been dreaming of. Because, you know, married life.